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Shops open at midnight as gamers rush to buy Mario Kart for ninth f**king time

Thames Water to seal your toilet

All M&S shoppers going commando

Chaos of M&S gives shoppers insight into what Lidl is like

Disney to open ruined, forgotten theme park deep in the trackless desert

'Come on and buy your wife knickers in person, don't be shy' says M&S

My nine-point plan for the world to forget what a bellend I've been, by Elon Musk

UNACCOUNTABLY, it appears acting the twat in front of the whole world can damage perceptions of you. No matter. This is my genius plan to turn that around.

Perhaps allowing foreign billionaires to make us their bitch was a flawed strategy, muses Britain

THE UK is re-examining its long-held belief that allowing foreign billionaires to control every aspect of its daily life is a simply brilliant idea.

Man urged to 'Buy British' by Lib Dems ends up with Sinclair C5 and a nice piece of liver

We ask you: what abusive new name would you give to WH Smith?

HIGH street WH Smith shops will be renamed TGJones after a £76 million buyout. Do you have an alternative name?