Business

MEMBERS of the country’s proud travelling milkshake trading community are not looking forward to today’s budget announcements, they have confirmed.

COMPETITION watchdogs are to make vets publish price lists, because they along with these bastards have been getting away with it for far too long.

DESPITE rising petrol prices it remains the only item at motorway service stations an average family can reasonably afford.

THE brands we buy are a reflection of our identity so in purchasing these, you’re admitting you’re a credulous ponce who’ll pay over the odds for bullshit.

THE Bank of England, learning nothing from Boaty McBoatface, invited the public to send in ideas for a major redesign of banknotes. This is why they wish they hadn’t.

GAMES Workshop has announced its profits are up by a third and its transformation of Britain into a nation of geeks nears completion.