Business

MIKE Ashley has offered to open his Sports Direct stores to help public health but, as a compromise, will stop paying his staff.

THE HS2 line linking London and Birmingham, which are already linked, is currently set to cost £100bn. What else could that money buy?

PEOPLE who have been complaining about the evils of Amazon for years have been forced to admit that the Saudi Arabian Royal family might just have the edge.

SUPERMARKETS have confirmed that it is Easter now.  

THE Queen is to boost royal revenues by selling advertising space on the side of swans.

CHILDREN’S Build-A-Bear parties are actually sweatshops, it has emerged.

TK MAXX’S new Christmas advert is three hours long and ends in a punch-up.

A UNIVERSITY’S campus is to be entirely converted into student living accommodation, it has announced.

A SELF-EMPLOYED man has confessed that the business he runs should really have let him go in 2018.

A QUAINT little knick-knack shop selling curios for affordable prices must be a front for terrible evil, shoppers have agreed.