Work
A TRAINEE bartender who asks questions like ‘sorry, what’s a Guinness?’ cannot wait to serve thirsty patrons during his shift covering this evening’s England’s match.
THE Scottish man two desks across is very clearly still inebriated which nobody has yet had the courage to mention.
AN office arsehole has greeted the end of the May heatwave by saying ‘Hope you enjoyed summer,’ and the worst of it is that he may well be correct.
IT’S only a matter of hours until office chat turns to what people are doing at the weekend. But probably keep these plans to yourself.
ALL homeworkers are completing their allotted tasks and attending meetings entirely naked, they have confirmed.
YOUR middle-aged co-worker who confidently opines on any subject he does not understand has begun stating everything is ‘probably AI’.
THE grovelling sentences a man comes out with when writing a covering letter disgust him to his core, it has emerged.
A 32-YEAR-OLD man has been forced to confront the fact that, as well as a mortgage and back pain triggered by sleeping the wrong way, he also has a crush.
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A TEAM of builders contracted to construct a home extension are disappointed to learn it is yet another bloody homeworker.