Work

AN office arsehole has greeted the end of the May heatwave by saying ‘Hope you enjoyed summer,’ and the worst of it is that he may well be correct.

IT’S only a matter of hours until office chat turns to what people are doing at the weekend. But probably keep these plans to yourself.

ALL homeworkers are completing their allotted tasks and attending meetings entirely naked, they have confirmed.

YOUR middle-aged co-worker who confidently opines on any subject he does not understand has begun stating everything is ‘probably AI’.

THE grovelling sentences a man comes out with when writing a covering letter disgust him to his core, it has emerged.

A 32-YEAR-OLD man has been forced to confront the fact that, as well as a mortgage and back pain triggered by sleeping the wrong way, he also has a crush.

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A TEAM of builders contracted to construct a home extension are disappointed to learn it is yet another bloody homeworker.

A GROUP of office workers who have requested their manager set out an orderly timetable for his resignation have been told to f**k off and do their jobs.

A MAN has forgotten how to be an underperforming drone after the four-day Easter weekend, it has emerged.