Work

A WOMAN has asked her middle-aged son if he has considered becoming a barrister, with cancer research scientist or Oxford professor as back-up options.

WAVING a baton about looks easy, doesn’t it? And you’re right, it is. Here are some jobs that are, quite frankly, taking the piss.

AN unemployed man is way ahead of warnings that AI will end traditional paid work, he feels.

A WOMAN who wreaks terror on her workmates by turning simple issues into tedious and lengthy video calls is the worst colleague it is possible to have.

ALMOST all men are quietly confident that they would make very good blacksmiths, it has emerged.

WORK colleagues form the most intense bonds over a shared desire to leave their current employment, it has emerged.

PRO gamer is one of several activities deluded teenagers - especially males - think is a bona fide career. Here are some more of their wildly optimistic dream jobs.

A WORK colleague has silenced the office with self-deprecating jokes about his lonely, miserable life that are far too close to the truth.

THERE is never a day when your boss could not usefully f**k off, but the urge to inform them varies. See below, from weakest to strongest.

YOU arrive at work on Monday morning with no idea of the storm that is about to engulf you. This is how you find out your boss has a lot of anger to displace.