Work

A WOMAN who claims her job means she is too busy for romancedoes not have a job important enough for that to be convincing.

GOT an inbox full of mandatory diversity training courses you're putting off doing? Practise finding the insultingly obvious correct answers with our quiz.

WHETHER physical or digital, Hannah’s birthday card is on its way to you and you have to pretend you know who the f**k Hannah is. Use these ploys.

A TRAINEE plumber is relieved to have muddled through his final exam of making conversation with weird, middle-class men.

TREATING your partner with consideration on evenings and weekends is hard enough, so during the nine to five they’re just like any other twat colleague.

ARE you the person that co-workers thinly veil their loathing for and try to avoid? Find out.

AN EMPLOYER admitted not including salary details on a job advertisement because the astronomical sum would warp applicants’ brains.

A MAN is not letting his belief that he did not get a job due to his skin colour be affected by a total lack of evidence.

THIS week the Daily Mail claimed homeworking will cause the same urban blight of drugs, crime and homelessness that has gripped San Francisco. Here’s what they think you get up to.

EVERY positive side effect of a four-day weekend will have been undone by the time office workers scuttle out for a sausage roll at one o’clock, it has been confirmed.