Work
WORKERS in an office are reeling from the news that some arsehole has managed to make the work Christmas party fancy f**king dress.
A COOL man is describing his minimum-wage, zero-hours contract job using a word employed by rock stars, he has confirmed.
A WOMAN has vowed not to waver in her belief that it is not Christmas until Thursday at the very earliest.
NURSES deserve more pay. It’s virtually impossible to argue otherwise. But you’re always going to find people who disagree, like these.
WORK is something to get through to get paid, but some dickheads perversely desire recognition from their colleagues. These are the most egregious self-stylings.
AN email’s hopes to find its recepient well have been cruelly dashed by her foul f**king mood.
WORRIED about tax rises? Want to opt out of the whole system by getting paid in wads of grubby banknotes? White van driver Wayne Hayes explains how.
RECEIVING any sort of punishment at work is stressful, but you can deal with it calmly and maturely. Or you can try these long-shot ways of weaselling out of it…
A MAN who asked whether anyone in the office fancied anything from the shop was left devastated when somebody said they did.
A WOMAN has made the appalling mistake of showing her employer everything she is capable of doing.