Work

AN anti-monarchist has refused to accept a day off for the funeral of a hereditary head of state and has gone to the office regardless.

A WORKER has listed 'being transferable' on his CV because getting hired then promptly fired is his only practical skill.

‘QUIET quitting’ is the latest bullshit buzzword to sweep the tabloids. So have you started doing the basic minimum at work? Find out with our quiz.

WORK in an office? Surrounded by wankers desperate to make themselves sound important? Then you’ll be sick of these irritating terms:

HOMEWORKERS with children begin six weeks of an endlessly harried logistical f**king nightmare today, they have confirmed.

A CHRONIC labour shortage hasn’t stopped the audacity of prospective employers. Here’s what they now demand.

IS everyone else on the video call younger and cooler than you? Did they not get your ‘computer says no’ gag? Hide your true age with these tips.

YOU care so much about your employees, you even call them at home at weekends. A management expert explains how to make your business your family.

A WOMAN is bitterly regretting her decision to wear a blazer to work on one of the muggiest days of the year.

WITH the biggest rail strike for 30 years underway, what should train drivers be paid? 58-year-old Roy Hobbs of Swindon, who knows f**k all, decides.