Work

Seven acts of everyday rudeness by homeworking couples

TREATING your partner with consideration on evenings and weekends is hard enough, so during the nine to five they’re just like any other twat colleague.

Are you the wanker in your office? Take our quiz

ARE you the person that co-workers thinly veil their loathing for and try to avoid? Find out.

Salary not listed on job advert because it's so good it will blow your mind

AN EMPLOYER admitted not including salary details on a job advertisement because the astronomical sum would warp applicants’ brains.

Man honestly thinks he would have got that job if he'd been black

A MAN is not letting his belief that he did not get a job due to his skin colour be affected by a total lack of evidence.

12 things the Daily Mail thinks you're doing when working from home

THIS week the Daily Mail claimed homeworking will cause the same urban blight of drugs, crime and homelessness that has gripped San Francisco. Here’s what they think you get up to.

All restorative benefits of Bank Holiday to completely wear off by lunch

EVERY positive side effect of a four-day weekend will have been undone by the time office workers scuttle out for a sausage roll at one o’clock, it has been confirmed.

Pilot, and other professions where everyone used to be shitfaced

DRINKING at work used to be far more socially acceptable. These are some of the jobs it was absolutely fine to do while hammered.

Commuter deeply resentful of minor interruption to his miserable routine

A COMMUTER who had to briefly break from his unvaried robotic morning routine to help a stranger is still furious about it.

Can you beat your partner at having the most stressful week? Take our quiz

YOUR partner will claim they’ve had a stressful week, but what about poor old you? Take our quiz and find out if you can win the war of workplace martyrdom.

Why forcing you to work in an underpaid job will solve everything, by Jeremy Hunt

WORRIED about rising bills and the lack of government support? Let me, Jeremy Hunt, explain why being made to toil away in an underpaid job will cure all your woes.