Work

A TRAINEE plumber is relieved to have muddled through his final exam of making conversation with weird, middle-class men.

TREATING your partner with consideration on evenings and weekends is hard enough, so during the nine to five they’re just like any other twat colleague.

ARE you the person that co-workers thinly veil their loathing for and try to avoid? Find out.

AN EMPLOYER admitted not including salary details on a job advertisement because the astronomical sum would warp applicants’ brains.

A MAN is not letting his belief that he did not get a job due to his skin colour be affected by a total lack of evidence.

THIS week the Daily Mail claimed homeworking will cause the same urban blight of drugs, crime and homelessness that has gripped San Francisco. Here’s what they think you get up to.

EVERY positive side effect of a four-day weekend will have been undone by the time office workers scuttle out for a sausage roll at one o’clock, it has been confirmed.

DRINKING at work used to be far more socially acceptable. These are some of the jobs it was absolutely fine to do while hammered.

A COMMUTER who had to briefly break from his unvaried robotic morning routine to help a stranger is still furious about it.

YOUR partner will claim they’ve had a stressful week, but what about poor old you? Take our quiz and find out if you can win the war of workplace martyrdom.