Work

AN outright pointless Monday meeting did not even contain enough substance to have made it as an email, attendees have confirmed.

CONVERSATIONS with colleagues can be fun, or you may start to suspect you’re being quietly interrogated for nefarious purposes. Here are six questions that should set off alarm bells.

THERE is no greater champion of workers than P&O Ferries, which is why we have championed a new group of workers over our current workers. And there’s more:

DO you spend your working day wishing you could speak your mind? Here are five things you dream of saying, loud and proud, in the interests of truth.

WORKING hard is the worst mistake anyone planning a successful career can make, research has revealed.

THE absence of a boss at work is more of a holiday than being on holiday, workers have confirmed.

IS your dreary office always looking to raise staff's spirits? Here’s the bullshit they come up with instead of just giving everyone a raise.

BRITISH workers have the lowest productivity in the G7 because of literally every crappy little aspect of their lives, they have explained.

DO you like causing misery and suffering to others? Want to get paid for it rather than become a serial killer? Here are six careers that are perfect for power-crazed sadists.

WORKPLACES frown on negativity, foul language and cracking your co-workers’ skulls against their desks. Use these acceptable alternatives.