Work
REMOTE working means unexpected screen sharing and shit, you forgot you’d left that tab open. But which websites are the most shaming?
A MAN has been disheartened by the discovery that his employment continues to exist and that he is expected to take part in it.
A MORONIC office worker is delighting in calling every day between now and New Year 'Twixmas'.
A WOMAN is celebrating avoiding a mortifying IT incident after the shocking discovery her broken computer is not a simple error and her fault.
A WOMAN who has to work all next week is wondering why she is not feeling even an inkling of festive spirit yet.
NOBODY is productive at this time of year even when they’re in the office. Why should home be any different? Get out of working with these seasonally-appropriate excuses.
IT’S time for your annual performance review and your boss can’t be arsed lying. Here are the facts.
A MAN applying for jobs has listed his hobbies on his CV as if any prospective employer would give a shit that he enjoys ‘foreign cinema’.
OFFICE Christmas parties are mundane procedures devoid of fun, famous for debauched antics that never, ever happen in real life.
WORK is dull, so you’re fated to spend time during the working day treading life’s water. Here’s what to do when caught.