Work

A HIGH-FLYING career woman has only climbed the corporate ladder to escape her tedious husband and whining kids.

A MODEL new employee is planning to unleash her true self the second day her probation period is over.

BACK at school, you told your careers officer what you wanted to do. Two decades later, this is what you’re doing. How did it work out?

A COMPANY’S itinerary for their team-building day away from the office has all the components of a normal, tedious working day.

THE lunchbreak is an oasis of free time in a dull, unrewarding working day. Waste that precious break like a pro.

WORKING from a cafe? Trying to convince yourself it was a good idea? These are the reasons it wasn’t.

LOOKING to waste as much time as possible during your 9-5? Try these tips:

A GROUP of colleagues in their first real-life meeting in 18 months are all struggling not to press mute and call each other wankers.

AN absolute twat of a boss has rewarded an employee who finished their assignments in good time with yet more f**king work.

OFFICES across Britain are trying to tempt employees to stop working from home by allowing them to go completely bottomless.