Work

JOB hunting? Need to punch up your CV? Include these irritating skills that are guaranteed to appeal to every office employer.

YOUR boss, or your toddler? Screaming for grapes or for quick wins on the board before the AGM? Find out which is which.

EVER thought that your boss doesn’t seem to know very much? That could be you. Use these vacuous, empty lines and win promotion.

THE lovely warm weather enjoyed by Brits nationwide has legally been declared stifling, close and unbearably claggy as it continued into Tuesday.

ENDLESSLY bitching about your line manager? Ever stopped to wonder if they’re definitely the bastard or if it’s actually you?

EMPLOYERS are encouraging staff back into the office with meeting rooms set aside for bitching about workmates.

EVER wondered what the real story behind that leaving email is? Here’s how to decode the boss’s bullshit platitudes.

EVERYONE’S had a job they could best describe as ‘character-building’. But some people can’t stop going on about them. Here are some they wear as a weird badge of honour.

STAFF are being encouraged to work from home, even though many are still in the office. Have you been sent home for your own safety or do your colleagues hate you?

NO-ONE wants to hear about your job, but you’ve got nothing else in your life so here’s how to wank on about it anyway.