Work

NOBODY is productive at this time of year even when they’re in the office. Why should home be any different? Get out of working with these seasonally-appropriate excuses.

IT’S time for your annual performance review and your boss can’t be arsed lying. Here are the facts.

A MAN applying for jobs has listed his hobbies on his CV as if any prospective employer would give a shit that he enjoys ‘foreign cinema’.

OFFICE Christmas parties are mundane procedures devoid of fun, famous for debauched antics that never, ever happen in real life.

WORK is dull, so you’re fated to spend time during the working day treading life’s water. Here’s what to do when caught.

A PAIR of colleagues who believe they are engaged in a secret affair could not be more wrong, workmates have confirmed.

OFFICE leaving cards are a cruel sea of lies and mistruths. Here’s what would be written if they weren’t sparing your feelings.

DO your workmates absolutely despise you? This is why.

THERE'S a new kid on the block at work and he’s driving you round the f**king pipe. Here’s what the obsequious little twat is up to.

WHAT a surprise. Public sector workers are clamouring for more money. I say it’s time to call them what they are – lazy thieving scum, and punish them accordingly.