Work

Grown man still thinks he should be enjoying his job

A MAN has reached the age of 34 still naively believing that his job should be something he enjoys.

Holiday treats to buy for your office that say 'I hate you all'

DO you feel obliged to buy treats for your colleagues when returning from holiday even though you hate their stupid faces? Here’s what to get them.

Five excellent Friday timewasting tips

IT’S the last day of a gruelling week and you’re not doing any work as a point of principle, but the day is crawling by. Try these timewasting tips to make the day go faster.

How to be incredibly annoying at work

DO you like pissing off colleagues with your incredibly annoying personal habits? Here are some great ones to try - if you haven’t already!

Are you suffering from imposter syndrome or are you genuinely shit?

DO YOU feel like you’ve fluked your way into your current position, aren’t up to it, and are terrified of being found out?

Are you sexually promiscuous enough at work?

ARE you worried that you’ve slept with less than half of your office, and it’s affecting your reputation and career prospects?

How to know when to give the f**k up on something

DO YOU, like Theresa May bringing her Brexit deal back for a fourth time, not know how to stop flogging a dead horse?

Productivity linked to giving a shit

A NEW study has found that workplace productivity is strongly linked to giving a shit about your job.

How to be a devious shitweasel at work

DO you like scheming against your colleagues at work, even if you work in a dreary office and there’s not really much point? Here’s how to go about it.

Your guide to using the toilets at work like a ninja

DO you sometimes need to take a dump at work but don’t like your colleagues knowing? Here’s how to use the bogs with the silence and stealth of a ninja.