Work

MANY modern jobs are bullshit, but your parents are still weirdly incapable of understanding what you do for a living. Here are five jobs they will never get their head around.

YOU’RE working from home and the kids are learning from home, so why not get your kids to do your job for you?

WORKERS in essential services will be downgraded from heroes to low-skilled by Easter if vaccinations continue at their current rate, it has been confirmed.

CELEBS like Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen and Keeley Hawes have revealed they like to work from bed. But what are the hidden dangers? Here is a guide every homeworker should read.

UNEMPLOYED? Made the mistake of admitting this to your elderly relatives? Read grandparent Roy Hobbs’s guide to thriving in a depressed job market.

THE manager of an office has prepared for a new lockdown by taking an online course on how to be a twat to staff remotely.

THE country is back in lockdown, everyone’s back on Zoom, and they probably need cheering up. Crack these gags they’ve heard four times this morning.

A WOMAN working from home has already watched Bad Santa and You’ve Got Mail today and is mid-way through a viewing of The Holiday. 

ARE you willing to sell your soul on LinkedIn for the sake of your career? Here’s how to be a creepy corporate crawler online instead of just laughing loudly at your boss’s jokes.

A METICULOUSLY crafted and devastatingly detailed passive-aggressive office email has received a short, cheerful response.