Work

EVERY office job carries the threat of being a pariah for life if you dare violate their unwritten and unspoken rules. Watch out for these.

THE corporate world is a minefield of ‘innovation managers’ and ‘change agents’. Never interact with any arsehole in one of these bollocks jobs.

IT’S Monday morning and your inbox is full of treasures. Here are five emails to make you grateful you opened Outlook.

THE worst possible twats who worked over Christmas have booked the next two weeks off, it has emerged.

A REGIONAL manager who has never bothered to find out your name is offended by your lack of commitment to your job.

REMOTE working means unexpected screen sharing and shit, you forgot you’d left that tab open. But which websites are the most shaming?

A MAN has been disheartened by the discovery that his employment continues to exist and that he is expected to take part in it.

A MORONIC office worker is delighting in calling every day between now and New Year 'Twixmas'.

A WOMAN is celebrating avoiding a mortifying IT incident after the shocking discovery her broken computer is not a simple error and her fault.

A WOMAN who has to work all next week is wondering why she is not feeling even an inkling of festive spirit yet.