Work

Man hates the snivelling maggot he becomes in covering letters

THE grovelling sentences a man comes out with when writing a covering letter disgust him to his core, it has emerged.

32-year-old has crush

A 32-YEAR-OLD man has been forced to confront the fact that, as well as a mortgage and back pain triggered by sleeping the wrong way, he also has a crush.

All your colleagues hate you, and other subtle signs it's time to leave your job

WONDERING if you're outstaying your welcome in your job? Look out for these telltale signs.

Builders annoyed it's another bloody homeworker

A TEAM of builders contracted to construct a home extension are disappointed to learn it is yet another bloody homeworker.

Office workers calling for 'orderly timetable' for boss to resign told to f**k off

A GROUP of office workers who have requested their manager set out an orderly timetable for his resignation have been told to f**k off and do their jobs.

Man forgotten how to be shit at his job after long weekend

A MAN has forgotten how to be an underperforming drone after the four-day Easter weekend, it has emerged.

65 per cent of webinar participants emptying dishwasher

ATTENDING an online seminar is a fantastic opportunity to get stuff done while some arsehole is droning on about bullshit, research has found.

Ticking wrong box means man forced to be gay in new job

A MAN who accidentally ticked a box saying he was gay on his equalities form now feels compelled to go along with it, to be an ally.

Old twats doing nothing at home want to stop you working from home

AN army of retired old bastards with nothing better to do but sit at home resenting your working at home wants legislation to stop you.