Work

THE boss of a company has informed staff of his intention to do an endurance challenge and received no follow-up questions from anyone.

CO-WORKER bigging up the thrill of watching last night’s match live in their local when you suspect they only saw the score when they woke up? Catch them out.

COLLEAGUES in their 50s are making unexplained references to something called Um Bongo triggered by tonight’s England game against DR Congo.

STAFF who will find any excuse to have a few drinks after work strangely never celebrate employee of the month awards, it has emerged.

A TRAINEE bartender who asks questions like ‘sorry, what’s a Guinness?’ cannot wait to serve thirsty patrons during his shift covering this evening’s England’s match.

THE Scottish man two desks across is very clearly still inebriated which nobody has yet had the courage to mention.

AN office arsehole has greeted the end of the May heatwave by saying ‘Hope you enjoyed summer,’ and the worst of it is that he may well be correct.

IT’S only a matter of hours until office chat turns to what people are doing at the weekend. But probably keep these plans to yourself.

ALL homeworkers are completing their allotted tasks and attending meetings entirely naked, they have confirmed.

YOUR middle-aged co-worker who confidently opines on any subject he does not understand has begun stating everything is ‘probably AI’.