Smoke breaks, and four other ways to piss away time during your working day

LOOKING to waste as much time as possible during your 9-5? Try these tips:

Everyone at first office-based meeting in months desperately trying not to mutter 'wankers'

A GROUP of colleagues in their first real-life meeting in 18 months are all struggling not to press mute and call each other wankers.

Twat boss rewards efficient work with more f**king work

AN absolute twat of a boss has rewarded an employee who finished their assignments in good time with yet more f**king work.

Office coaxes workers back with 'no trousers' policy

OFFICES across Britain are trying to tempt employees to stop working from home by allowing them to go completely bottomless.

'It's so much more efficient working from the office' says man in eighth conversation about it this morning

A MAN has agreed with the eighth colleague he has held a lengthy conversation about office working with that it is so much more efficient.

The five types of work meeting and what they really mean

THERE’S a meeting in your diary for this morning, but what kind of hell should you expect and should you even hope to survive?

Taxi driver, and four other professions where you meet people at their very worst

WANT a glimpse of humanity at its most deplorable? Polish your CV and apply to one of these jobs.

Man surprised to find that HR department seems to be on employer's side

A MAN has found that his office’s human resources team is perplexingly taking his employer’s side in a dispute rather than his.

Photography and other highly skilled jobs any prick thinks they can just do

WANT a new profession? Here are five extremely specialised jobs that many people seem to think you can just have a bash at.

Meeting where everyone is hungover goes incredibly well

A BUSINESS meeting where all participants were horribly hungover has gone amazingly well, attendees have confirmed.