Work

A COLLEAGUE is eating lunch at his desk for the sole purpose of making everyone he works with look bad, he has confirmed.

POLICE are trying to trace the recipient of a card signed by an estimated 5,000,000 workers across the UK.

THREE weeks into 2024 all the best holiday dates have already been booked up by the scheming bastards you work with, it has emerged.

YOU need something from the shops, but you’re surrounded by hungry, bored colleagues waiting to put in detailed requests. Here’s how to avoid being their pack mule.

EXPERTS have confirmed it is necessary to put on a little show when arriving late for work.

YOUR annoying colleague has already chased up on that task they assigned to you just before Christmas, it has emerged.

BEING given a completely unsuitable present by someone you see almost every day is the best way to find out they do not give a toss about you, it has emerged.

A SECRET Santa gift to be unwrapped later will, before 5.30pm, become the subject of an investigation by human resources.

EVERY office is a writhing hotbed of lust, and some departments are so busy fornicating they get very little done.

THERE’s nothing worse than sitting peacefully on the bog when a colleague walks in. Here’s how to discover who the selfish, entitled bastard is.