Work

A MAN mourning the last of the summer bank holidays has not discovered he can make any weekend three days long simply by lying.

A 20-YEAR-OLD shop worker is sure his request for time out to aid his mental health will get a positive reaction from his managers.

THERE’S nothing more magical than an unexpected event bringing your office to a standstill. Here are some distractions from work you pretend to hate but actual revel in.

RISHI Sunak has criticised self-centred British wage earners for receiving pay rises sufficient to feed, clothe and house themselves.

BOTH are filled with backstabbers and sociopaths, but are your office politics worse than what goes on in Whitehall? Find out.

HAVING an appraisal with your boss? Try to avoid the temptation to roll out one of these responses to their stupid f**king questions.

MILLIONS of office workers struggle through the gloomy depths of winter every year, hoping to be rewarded by summer. But the heat brings its own nightmarish ordeals.

EVEN in 2023 there are some jobs so male-dominated that seeing a woman do them can shatter masculine self-confidence.

A MAN has squandered his hallowed daily bowel movement on company time by leaving his phone at his desk, it has emerged.

YOU know he’s shit. The whole office knows he’s shit. He, surely, must know he’s shit. But nobody is allowed to speak that truth, or these.