Work

DESPITE claims to the contrary, women love to be referred to as 'girls' in the workplace, it has been confirmed.

A BUSINESS has rewarded its employees for their long hours at work with more hours at work, it has emerged.

AN employee has caved and eaten his lunch ludicrously early, shifting his usual post-work mental breakdown into the mid-afternoon.

STARTED a new job recently? Wondering how you’re doing, comparatively? Find out how your first month stacks up against the prime minister’s.

A WOMAN has triumphantly quit her job to do the exact same job at a new location for marginally different people.

WOULD giving you a pay rise in line with inflation only fuel that inflation, or is it perfectly fine because you earn six figures?

A NEW survey has revealed that bosses think workers are less productive when toiling away at home. This is why, as usual, they are wrong.

EVER worried that you’ve been at your job for such a long time that you’ve become institutionalised? Watch out for these signs.

DEVOID of useful skills or redeeming qualities? If your parents are rich enough that won’t be any obstacle to you getting ahead in life.

AN anti-monarchist has refused to accept a day off for the funeral of a hereditary head of state and has gone to the office regardless.