Arts & Entertainment

Are you middle-aged enough to get a shout out on Radio 2?

YOU’RE well past 40, living a cosy domestic life and exclusively listening to music that doesn’t challenge you. But can you get a shout out on Radio 2?

Knobhead writes poem about discarded mask he saw

AN insufferable twat has written a moving poem about a discarded facemask he saw lying in the street.

Frasier Kelsey Grammer

How are they going to bollocks up the new Frasier?

KELSEY Grammer's Frasier reboot is almost guaranteed to end up ruining his own legacy. Here's how it will be totally ballsed up.

Antiques Roadshow

Nazi memorabilia, and other things that should turn up on the Antiques Roadshow

BORED of horse brasses, Wedgwood pottery and watercolours by unknown painters? Here are five items that would really test the valuation skills of the BBC’s antiques experts.  

'This is f**king shit': six warnings TV and films should really carry

DISNEY has warned viewers of Muppet Show episodes they contain ‘negative depictions of people or cultures’. But what should they really be warning us about?

Daft Punk and five other bands you've been repeatedly told you like

DAFT Punk are splitting up and you’re meant to be sad, because they’re seminal because music writers love them. But do you?

American Beauty and five other films it's not okay to like anymore

DID your favourite film star Kevin Spacey, and are you now swiftly changing that to something that requires fewer excuses? Don’t pick any of these.

Five types of twat who are never off the telly

There are some types of twat who appear on every panel game, discussion programme or reality show going. Here are five offenders you'll definitely recognise.

YouTube blogger

Five ways to earn money on YouTube by being a talentless wanker

DO you have zero skills? Wondering if you can make it as a YouTube star? Earn millions with our helpful guide:

Bergerac

Six terrible TV shows you can’t believe you loved as a kid

THANKS to the internet it’s easy to fondly revisit a programme you loved as a child, only to discover it was utter shit. Here are some of the most egregious examples.

Woman settling down in front of TV to look at phone

A WOMAN is looking forward to a night in front of the television looking at her phone.

Anne Robinson

Anne Robinson already preparing sarcastic bollocks for Countdown

ANNE Robinson is enthusiastically preparing snide put-downs based on word puzzles and maths problems after being confirmed as the new host of Countdown.