Arts & Entertainment
Six other musicians who owe us all a nice big break from music
TO the relief of many music lovers, Adele has announced she is going to take a big break from recording. Hopefully these artists will follow suit.
Strictly, and other light entertainment TV formats hiding sinister bastards
STRICTLY dancer Graziano Di Prima is in trouble after bullying allegations, and it’s just the latest anodyne family viewing show that turned out to be living a lie.
Chappell Roan, Sabrina Carpenter, Gracie Abrams: the new crop of pop stars you've never heard of
YOU thought you were doing well, namedropping Taylor Swift and Lana Del Rey, but Gen Z laughed at you. These are the new names to pretend to be familiar with.
Gentrification comes to field of shit
A FIELD containing vast quantities of human faeces and dodgy fast food vans is being gentrified beyond the means of most Britons this weekend.
Coldplay beg fans to end toxic co-dependent relationship
COLDPLAY frontman Chris Martin has pleaded with fans to stop buying their music so they can stop making it.