Arts & Entertainment
THERE is no way a woman wearing a Sonic Youth t-shirt is really into all their weird, unlistenable sh*t, people have decided.
TEENAGERS will always be in bands, no matter how overwhelming the evidence that they are extremely sh*t. Here’s how to navigate the worst problems of musical youth.
IF you want to feel distressed and unhappy you could watch the new series of The Handmaid’s Tale, or you could slam your hand in a drawer 78 times. Here are some other ideas.
TWO teenagers are finding it hard to believe their father would put on LPs and give them his undivided attention all the way through.
ARE you a Love Island contestant worried that you’ll become a meme by saying something jaw-droppingly thick? Here are some basic things you should know about.
A GROUP of excitable teenagers going to a music festival are blissfully unaware of the miserable, demoralising squalor ahead.
A CRAZED lunatic has outraged sensibilities by beginning to watch a feature film at 9.30pm on a weekday night.
GAME of Thrones fans’ disappointment shows no sign of abating, so here are five terrible endings that are still better than what actually happened.
THE full-cast song with which the Game of Thrones finale concluded last night has been released as a single with hopes it will go to number one.
HALF a million Game of Thrones fans have signed a petition demanding a special cuddle and an assurance that mummy loves them.
EVERY year, Brits gather at the home of their gayest friend to laugh at Eurovision and end up being totally weirded out by what Latvia considers pop music.
MORRISSEY has once again depressed everyone by wearing an anti-Muslim ‘For Britain’ badge. But can the former Smiths singer become a bigger knobhead?