Arts & Entertainment

Five terrible films you inexplicably loved as a child

THIS bank holiday why not rewatch a film you once loved that is now painfully, obviously shit? These classics will have you cringing with nostalgia.

Five things from the seaside to go straight in the bin

A DAY trip to the seaside can be fun for the whole family, but also burden you with a lot of unwanted shit. Chuck these things immediately.

Home Office to allow camp, deeply weird migrants in so Britain can win Eurovision

BRITAIN is to relax immigration laws to allow in migrants wearing silver jumpsuits and singing nonsensical songs about plum harvests who can win Eurovision for us.

Seven more bullshit ways the government can attack the BBC

HATERS of the BBC are using Martin Bashir’s Princess Diana interview 26 years ago to claim it should shut down. Here are seven other equally bollocks excuses.

Michael Buerk's 999 and other 90s shows that scared the crap out of you

ARE you forever haunted by the episode of 999 where the kid got a javelin impaled in his neck? You'll also remember these.  

Friends reunion to reveal it was shit

THE much anticipated Friends reunion will reveal that the cast hated each other, the characters were stupid and it was actually bollocks.

How to have a shit ironic Eurovision party

THE Eurovision Song Contest is on tonight, so you have to have an ironic gathering to celebrate this kitschy event. Here’s how.

Cinemagoers booked in to see any old shit

CINEMAGOERS thrilled to see films on the big screen again from Monday have already booked to see whatever shit is on.

Wheelies and four other childhood skills that are useless as an adult

Did you spend hours of your youth perfecting a skill that became entirely pointless when you grew up? These abilities will sadly be of no use to you as an adult.

Man who grew up in noughties realises he has no musical memories

A MAN whose teenage years coincided with the first decade of the 21st century has no recollection of any music made during that time.