Arts & Entertainment

The Long Good Friday, and other woefully inappropriate Easter family films

BORED of chocolate eggs and Jesus? Why not watch someone nailed to the floor of an East End warehouse instead? Here are some questionable family movies for the Easter weekend.

All rides at UK Universal theme park to be Carry On themed

EVERY single ride at the UK’s Universal theme park will be based on bawdy films laced with tortuous double entendres, it has emerged.

The woman not climaxing: Realistic sex acts Sabrina Carpenter could simulate onstage

SABRINA Carpenter has been criticised for simulating oral sex onstage despite her young fanbase. But her concerts could be a valuable learning experience if she just portrays sex realistically. Like this…

Woman never realised musicals were that shit

A WOMAN who had never been to a musical before had no idea they were quite so awful, she has admitted.

Busker playing Nine Inch Nails has really misjudged tone of high street

A BUSKER has been disappointed to find that angsty, melancholic dirges are not the best way to solicit money from the average small-town shopper.

They're making a film about Ringo

A MAJOR Hollywood studio is making a biopic of the so-called ‘fourth Beatle’ Ringo Starr, it has emerged.

'Son, if you're planning any murders you can tell us': The parent's guide to overreacting to Adolescence

THE Netflix drama Adolescence has resulted in parents being bombarded with warnings about online misogyny. Here’s how to massively overreact because you saw something on the telly.

Her collection of teeth, and other surprising revelations from Stacey Solomon's new show

STACEY Solomon’s new reality show set in her family's idyllic cottage will be an in-depth look at her personal life - including these shocking revelations.

Severance, and other bullshit shows you've pretended to understand to join in

ROLL up, there’s a new impenetrable TV show in town that looks fantastic and goes f**king nowhere. But you don’t want to be left out so you’re watching with the rest.

Netflix’s Adolescence important, brutal, and mercifully short

NETFLIX drama Adolescence is a harrowing look at masculinity that you can be over and done with in two nights maximum, viewers confirm.