Arts & Entertainment

Were you far, far too into The Rocky Horror Show as a teenager?

STRUGGLING to grieve for Tim Curry because you spent your teenage years way too into The Rocky Horror Show and don’t want to be reminded of it? You did all these.

Six Dolly Parton songs to pretend you always liked

DOLLY Parton was a lovely person but her music was, well, country. Nonetheless you hate to miss out, so join in the ongoing public mourning by claiming to love these songs.

Who will present the BBC's woke new Top Gear reboot?

THE BBC is rebooting Top Gear and of course, like everything else that damned corporation produces, it will be hideously wokified. Miserable white man Roy Hobbs imagines the presenting shortlist.

The nine undeserving candidates to be the UK's next City of Culture and why they should all fail

THE UK is looking for its next City of Culture and has ignored the obvious candidates in favour of locations with no connection to culture whatsoever. These are they.

Miriam Margolyes replaces JK Rowling as author of Harry Potter

ACTOR and left-wing idol Miriam Margolyes has replaced JK Rowling as the writer of the Harry Potter series, following online backlash.

'Sober at work' and other acting roles you should be recognised for

ACTING isn't the preserve of the good-looking, the talented, or even their nepo babies. Ordinary people like you perform, and these six turns in particular deserve an Oscar.

'You're my lobster' and other quotes from TV shows people need to get the f**k over

THE unimaginative walk among us, still trotting out quotes from TV shows that ceased broadcast decades ago. These six scream ‘Jesus Christ, watch something else’.

Middle-aged man accidentally listens to new song

A MAN in his mid-40s has been hospitalised after mistakenly listening to a song released in 2025.

My one-woman Edinburgh show really sticks it to my middle-class childhood

THEATRE is about speaking the truth, however raw or unpalatable it may be. And I believe I have done that with my Fringe show No Daddy, I’m Not Going to the Gymkhana.