Arts & Entertainment

WITH Virgin Island Channel 4 has discovered that sexual awkwardness means viewing figures, and all on the cheap. These will soon be monetised for TV.

IT isn’t all about the music, man. These bands had looks, charisma, fashion and tunes in that order and remain loved anyway.

EUROVISION is a byword for shite, and Britain’s entry is frequently the shittest. Here, in reverse order of awfulness, are our worst acts.

OASIS have reassured fans there will be nothing new or unfamiliar on a brand new album of all unoriginal material.

WORK on chord progressions, lay down a backing track, or shag on the label’s tab? If these bandmates had spent less time banging they could have written more banging tunes.

THE US movie industry, which churns out endless films about America and American values being the greatest, is to be killed for not being American enough.

KNEECAP may have said a few controversial things but at least they aren’t going to embarrassingly croak out Do Ya Think I’m Sexy? Clearly these acts should be banned instead.

GOT charisma? Can’t sing? Don’t let it stop you stepping up to the mic for a lengthy career. When the tune gets too tricky just talk your way through, like these legends.

ARE you fond of certain musical acts but know you’d be horribly out of place in their actual audience? Here are some you have slight reservations about listening to.