Arts & Entertainment
DADDY Pig has announced he is not the father of the baby in Mummy Pig’s tummy, kicking off a quest to find out who is.
THE idea of a blatantly evil or insane US President is usually restricted to fiction, but not anymore. Here are some crazed film presidents who could learn a lot from Donald.
LIKE grasping a thistle, to truly love a Scottish band would only cause you pain. Their music has its merits, but these bands are inherently unloveable by virtue of nationality.
THANKS to the internet, life’s pleasures can only be relished after hours of punishing online research. Do the work before these.
REGARDED as one of the 20th century’s great composers, Stravinsky is pivotal to modernism and the bloke your dad guesses for all music questions on University Challenge.
THE nation’s undergraduates are unaware that they were supposed to be carefully tending to Neighbours, it has emerged.
THE sole remaining outlet for masculine aspiration available to middle-aged men in the UK has been bought by a US tech giant.
LOVE the Sleaford Mods’ music but hate the shouty Nottingham accent all over it? Can’t relax while aurally assaulted by provincial tones? You’ll hate these.
DISNEY is dumping woke shows, ditching trans characters and making all-new animated movies that focus on Trumpian themes of division and hatred. Like these.