Arts & Entertainment
AN interviewer has been criticised for questioning Charli XCX’s decision not to have children. Sadly we all know he’s right, so here’s what Charli needs to do to end her childless misery.
AFTER lying dormant for decades, Aphex Twin is the darling of the odd kids again. These acts knew their music would one day be loved by mutant youth.
A MULTI-MILLION dollar documentary about Melania, the woman lucky enough to be the wife of president Trump, has been released. Here’s our review:
HARRY Styles is charging £1,600 a ticket for his upcoming Wembley gigs and fans are thrilled at the reasonable pricing. Is it enough?
KANYE West has issued a lengthy apology for his anti-Semitism, blaming his mental illness. But the world has yet to forgive him for these.
NIGELLA Lawson, aged 66, has joined The Great British Bake Off in the hope it will end her status as the nation’s favourite MILF.
THE Oscars have been announced, and by law you are required to watch a film nominated for Best Picture. Which one are you grimacing your way through?
A MUM has admitted she would like The Traitors more if everyone was honest and got along.
THE music industry is known for making people who are already dickheads worse. But these artists were so egotistical or strange it’s a wonder they managed to make any music together.