Arts & Entertainment

'I am not the father,' says Daddy Pig

DADDY Pig has announced he is not the father of the baby in Mummy Pig’s tummy, kicking off a quest to find out who is.

The Hunger Games: Films featuring an evil president who's still preferable to Trump

THE idea of a blatantly evil or insane US President is usually restricted to fiction, but not anymore. Here are some crazed film presidents who could learn a lot from Donald.

Franz Ferdinand and other bands too Scottish to be really likeable

LIKE grasping a thistle, to truly love a Scottish band would only cause you pain. Their music has its merits, but these bands are inherently unloveable by virtue of nationality.

Movies, and other things that can only be enjoyed after extensive online research

THANKS to the internet, life’s pleasures can only be relished after hours of punishing online research. Do the work before these.

This week in Mash History: Stravinsky drops diss track, 1927

REGARDED as one of the 20th century’s great composers, Stravinsky is pivotal to modernism and the bloke your dad guesses for all music questions on University Challenge.

Students unaware they were supposed to be keeping Neighbours alive

THE nation’s undergraduates are unaware that they were supposed to be carefully tending to Neighbours, it has emerged.

Middle-aged British men's fragile masculinity bought by Amazon

THE sole remaining outlet for masculine aspiration available to middle-aged men in the UK has been bought by a US tech giant.

Sleaford Mods, and other bands whose regional accents ruin their songs

LOVE the Sleaford Mods’ music but hate the shouty Nottingham accent all over it? Can’t relax while aurally assaulted by provincial tones? You’ll hate these.

Disney’s next five MAGA animated movies for kids

DISNEY is dumping woke shows, ditching trans characters and making all-new animated movies that focus on Trumpian themes of division and hatred. Like these.