THE US movie industry, which churns out endless films about America and American values being the greatest, is to be killed for not being American enough.
President Trump has announced the global propaganda success story which brings in billions of dollars by convincing international audiences the USA is an eternal force for good is to be closed down with tariffs.
Hollywood producer Thom Booker said: “Our movies have foreigners as baddies, America as the best, and Americans triumphing because they’re intrinsically superior. Apparently I could have done more?
“Yes, we don’t always film in California, because audiences have moved past the Lone Ranger popping up behind scrubby hills in Orange County because it’s a short drive away.
“But come on. Top Gun: Maverick? Barbie? Avengers: Endgame, where Captain America’s patriotism gives him the power of a God to save the entire universe? All it was missing was a post-credits scene where Thanos sucks his dick and loves it.
“First Wall Street, now Hollywood. Is there any extension of our power this asshole won’t tear down? Is he going to demand all our dollars be returned to the country? Oh f**k, he is.”
Production of multiple films including America Wins, The President Saves The Hostages, Don’t You Wish You Were American? and Untitled Mark Wahlberg Ass-Kicking Movie has now been suspended, with the gap to be filled by Iranian cinema.
