Arts & Entertainment

Wet Wet Wet, and other crap pop acts who've got no business making you feel middle-aged

YOU hated them at the time, and now you hate them even more for popping up all bloated and wrinkled and reminding you of your own mortality. You’ll skip these comebacks.

We ask you: is Britain f**king trying to lose Eurovision?

AFTER a narrow escape with Sam Ryder, is the UK choosing our Eurovision entry so we fail and dodge the expense of hosting its humiliating spectacle?

Five reasons you should buy my Glastonbury tickets, by a man who's just seen the line-up

DON’T look it up yourself, but this year’s Glastonbury line-up is incredible. Here’s why I reckon you should buy my tickets and go to the festival on my behalf.

'A moving tribute to Britain's armed forces': A dad's take on Sabrina Carpenter at the Brits

SABRINA Carpenter has been criticised for her ‘sex show’ performance at the Brits. Here father-of-two Tom Logan, 46, explains why her detractors have got it terribly wrong.

Eight shit bands you pretended to like because the NME told you to

THE NME has traditionally heaped praise on bands that were trendy rather than actually good. Here are some you slavishly pretended to like in the hope of being cool.

What I did while earning $60 million from Amazon and creating f**k all. By Phoebe Waller-Bridge

WONDERING what Phoebe Waller-Bridge was up to while earning $60 million from Amazon without producing a show? The Fleabag star reveals all.

Anora scoops Oscar for best thought-provoking tits

OSCAR darling Anora picked up the much-contested prize for best thought-provoking breasts at last night’s Academy Awards.

The White Lotus: Butlin's Skegness confirmed

THE fourth series of prestige dark comedy-drama The White Lotus is to be set at the Butlin’s Resort in Skegness, producers have confirmed.

'I am not the father,' says Daddy Pig

DADDY Pig has announced he is not the father of the baby in Mummy Pig’s tummy, kicking off a quest to find out who is.