Arts & Entertainment

BEFORE you met your partner you had select, refined viewing tastes, until they got you obsessed with this total shit:

WANT to find out if someone is an absolute bellend? Ask them who their heroes are. If any of these are on the list, you’ll know for sure.

ALTHOUGH people who live in London are obsessed with telling you how amazing it is, there are plenty of places in it that are beneath them. Like these.

A VETERAN of Britain’s bloody culture wars is holding a two minutes’ silence for the TV shows which fell to the onslaughts of the woke.

MIDDLE CLASS? Thinking of lying back and treating yourself to a bit of a strum? Here are six social-status-suitable self-abuse scenarios.

IT'S baffling how some bands are brilliant when they start out, only to rapidly descend into garbage. Like these prime examples…

A MAN whose son got into 'Running Up That Hill' after hearing it on Stranger Things is being weirdly possessive over having heard of Kate Bush first.

IF the lyrics to any song are even slightly ambiguous, that’s not because the composer was struggling to find rhymes. It’s because they’re about filthy vices.

ONE of the UK’s biggest knobheads will today perform at one of the UK’s biggest concert venues.

A DAZZLED Royal-watching nutter has proclaimed that the Jubilee has proved well worth camping on the Mall and crapping in carrier bags for.