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Manic Street Preachers, and other bands who think they're so bloody clever because they've read a book

ROCK ‘n’ roll is supposed to be big, dumb fun but someone always has to come along and ruin it by adding a reading list. None of these acts are as smart as they think.

Beyonce fans accidentally buy Black Sabbath tickets and vice versa

THOUSANDS of Beyoncé fans have mistakenly been sold tickets for Black Sabbath’s final gig, and vice versa.

'Perhaps not Kanye West today,' reflects salesman driving to Warrington

Disgraced TV chef not one of ours for a f**king change, cheers BBC

THE BBC is jubilant after learning that the next disgraced TV chef to dominate the news works mainly for ITV.

Five recap sentences that make you thank God you don't follow the soaps

SOMETIMES you read ‘Sonia is pregnant with Jamie’s baby unaware that he killed his ex-wife though her sister confessed’ and thank God you were spared this soap plot. These are actual storylines: 

Black Sabbath, and other artists who aren't as good once you're past puberty

OZZY Osbourne and Black Sabbath have announced their final tour. But some artists are best enjoyed when you have yet to reach sexual, and definitely mental, maturity. Like these.

Ozzy Osbourne announces last show as mortal

Sabrina Carpenter wins prestigious Dads' Favourite Grammy

Ten essential dad rave tracks for painting the skirting boards

DAD rock is an established music genre, but what about its trendier cousin, dad rave? Here are the evergreen tracks now serving as a soundtrack to DIY and car journeys.

Mulholland Drive, and other films you claim to love but you don't understand

IF the sad loss of David Lynch has spurred you to say you adore films that baffle you, you are far from alone. Never admit that these movies left you utterly bewildered.