Arts & Entertainment

REGARDED as one of the 20th century’s great composers, Stravinsky is pivotal to modernism and the bloke your dad guesses for all music questions on University Challenge.

THE nation’s undergraduates are unaware that they were supposed to be carefully tending to Neighbours, it has emerged.

THE sole remaining outlet for masculine aspiration available to middle-aged men in the UK has been bought by a US tech giant.

LOVE the Sleaford Mods’ music but hate the shouty Nottingham accent all over it? Can’t relax while aurally assaulted by provincial tones? You’ll hate these.

DISNEY is dumping woke shows, ditching trans characters and making all-new animated movies that focus on Trumpian themes of division and hatred. Like these.

TONIGHT’S 40th anniversary episode of EastEnders will delight misery-loving viewers when these familiar faces appear on the Square.

DOCTOR Who is to travel back in time back to 2017 and destroy his woke era in its cradle before it overwhelms and destroys him.

A CELEBRITY handed everything by her Hollywood dad is also unhappily talented, it has emerged.

BEING forced to watch Bridget Jones: Mad About A Fourth Instalment by a wife or girlfriend? These are the lessons you are expected to learn.