Celebrity
IT’S increasingly difficult to avoid the tiresome tabloid celebrity drama ‘Beckxit’. Find out how little it matters in the scheme of things with this guide.
ORGANISING a garden party raises many questions. Finger food or a barbecue? How much wine should I buy? Should I chill the Rohypnol? Luckily renowned party host Sean 'Diddy' Combs is here to advise.
LIKE a spy deep undercover, the Princess of Wales sends coded messages to the world via her choice of trouser suits. These are the most recent.
GOD’s representative on earth and the current manifestation of the Antichrist are now both Chicagoans, it has emerged.
DAVID Beckham is 50, sending most of the nation into PTSD flashbacks of life under the relentless bombardment of publicity about him and his wife. How did you survive?
PRINCESS Kate has informed you that your upcoming attempt to imitate her gorgeous blonde highlights will look awful.
DOES Liz Hurley’s new relationship anger you, because she should still be with Hugh? Should that be made to happen whether they want it or not, along with these?
EVERYONE who is anyone is at the funeral of Pope Francis today, except you. What happened to your invite?