FOR unspecified reasons, the Duchess of Sussex and human rights lawyer Amal Clooney are the most despised women in Britain. But which has the truest claim to being pure evil?
THE Duke and Duchess of Sussex will appoint their son’s six secret godparents this weekend. But who will they be?
PRINCE Harry has defended a 360-degree spinning sex swing installed in his royal residence by saying it actually dates back to the 1930s.
BORIS Johnson is to spend the rest of the Tory leadership campaign suspended 40ft above an Asda car park in Macclesfield.
BRITAIN belongs to a Peruvian drug lord after an ‘accident’ by Boris Johnson.
THE UK has apparently gone wild for a perfectly ordinary, boring dress worn by the Duchess of Cambridge that cost almost two fucking grand.
THE Royal gift incinerator is working at maximum capacity, it has been confirmed.
PRINCE Harry has informed his wife that he has received an urgent military call-up and will return from Kabul in November.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has warned Britain not to bother waiting for photos of her new nephew because he is ‘bang average’.
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THE Duchess of Sussex has surprised the media by calling a press conference then whipping a cushion out from under her jumper.
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