Celebrity

Joe Wicks now a big, fat bastard

JOE Wicks has put on eight stone since ending his daily lockdown exercise sessions and is in no way ready to start them up again.

The clapped-out Mancunian rock star's guide to Covid-19

NEED Covid advice? Fortunately two of the most well-known rock stars of yesteryear, Noel Gallagher and Ian Brown, are here to join intellectual forces and tell it like it is.

Frogmore Cottage on AirBNB

FROGMORE Cottage has been listed on holiday rental service AirBNB, it has emerged.

Dad boasts that he has never heard of well-known celebrity

A MIDDLE-AGED father was thrilled to be able to inform his children that he personally has never heard of a popular young celebrity.

Meghan, Harry, Kate and Wills regretting caravan holiday in Rhyl

THE younger members of the Royal Family now feel it was a mistake to book a holiday together in a small caravan in Wales, it has emerged.

Why you office plebs must listen to advice from a rich property developer, by Kirstie Allsopp

I MAY be the daughter of a Baron, but that doesn’t mean I’m unqualified to offer unsolicited advice on people going back to their offices during a pandemic.

The Daily Mail guide to covering the Royal Family

WOULD you like to develop a hysterical love/hate relationship with the Royal Family? Here Daily Mail news editor Tom Logan explains how to go about it.

He did one f**king lesson a day, says pissed-off PE teacher

A PE teacher is sick of the fuss over Joe f**king Wicks doing one PE lesson a day for four-and-a-half months.

Prince Andrew 'had lovely view of Royal wedding from his tower'

THE Duke of York has confirmed that he enjoyed an absolutely fantastic aerial view of his daughter’s wedding from his tower.

'I wore Heelys,' admits Captain Tom

CAPTAIN Sir Tom Moore has admitted that his fundraising walk around his own garden was only completed using Heelys.

Prince Harry's Nazi costume was 'acknowledging the wrongs of the past'

THE Duke of Sussex says he wore a swastika armband to help acknowledge and move on from the problems of the past.

Harry and Meghan's guide to finding worthy things to do all day

ARE you a wealthy celebrity couple with time on your hands? Here the Duke and Duchess of Sussex explain how to fill the empty hours with good causes.