Celebrity

What to do if a loved one is trapped in the cult of Richard Osman

HAS someone close to you been brainwashed into worshipping TV presenter Richard Osman, believing he’s an infallible genius polymath? Here’s how to stage an intervention.

Brooklyn Beckham to be sorry when he gets dumped

BROOKLYN Beckham is lining up a long, long period of regret for himself for when his wife divorces him, observers believe.

Timothée and Kylie: A guide for blokes struggling to see what the problem is

MALE? Perplexed by persistent speculation as to why Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner, two young, attractive, vapid people are dating? Your questions answered.

How to have a Christmas sex party for one, by Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor

I CAN'T say 2025 was a great year, but I'll be doing my best to recreate some of the good times I had back in the day with good old Jeff.

Kick a bastard out of your family, urges King in Christmas address

KING Charles is to instruct the nation to look around at their family, decide who the bastard is and send them into exile in Norfolk.

Five people who are worse than me because they're hypocrites, actually, by Andrew

PORTRAYING me as the world’s worst person is lazy journalism. These people are way worse because they don’t practise what they preach.

Kelly LeBrock, and other sex symbols who appeared only in the most awful of films

KELLY LeBrock has been talking about her new career in ranching, but attempting to watch her films is a bit of a slog. Here are more sex symbols you have to be very committed to ogling.