Celebrity

BROOKLYN Beckham is lining up a long, long period of regret for himself for when his wife divorces him, observers believe.

MALE? Perplexed by persistent speculation as to why Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner, two young, attractive, vapid people are dating? Your questions answered.

I CAN'T say 2025 was a great year, but I'll be doing my best to recreate some of the good times I had back in the day with good old Jeff.

KING Charles is to instruct the nation to look around at their family, decide who the bastard is and send them into exile in Norfolk.

PORTRAYING me as the world’s worst person is lazy journalism. These people are way worse because they don’t practise what they preach.

KELLY LeBrock has been talking about her new career in ranching, but attempting to watch her films is a bit of a slog. Here are more sex symbols you have to be very committed to ogling. 

KATE Winslet has followed appearing in a film with her daughter by starring in a film written by her son. She, and these celebrities, should realise talent isn’t genetic.

NIGEL Farage should be glad of my support. I’m practically a household name, I have a strong work ethic, and I'm not out of touch with young people, many of whom I have f**ked.