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Let's all call Andrew names now it's safe to

MPS and establishment figures are jockeying to say what an awful person Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor is now it is safe to do so. Here are a few of them.

Britain begs press not to find Fergie

We ask you: Which Royal would you like to see behind bars, and what for?

THE arrest of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor means it is open season on any and all Royals. Who are you hoping to see convicted?

'Jesse had a great sense of rhythm': Trump's dubious eulogies to the recently deceased

TRUMP has used the death of Jesse Jackson to be mildly racist, mention himself and attack Barack Obama. Here are more of his tributes to the recently deceased.

She doesn't play hard to get: The pros and cons of shagging Sarah Ferguson

AN odd thing to emerge from the Epstein files is that Fergie seems to be constantly on the lookout for a man. Could you be that lucky guy? Let’s consider the pros and cons.

Halle Berry, and other celebrities beating ageing by being really fit to begin with

HALLE Berry is the latest celeb to say she won’t be sidelined because of her age, although it helps that she’s extremely attractive anyway. Here are some more heroic age-defiers.

Conversation with Madonna at kids' football game 'bloody awkward' say other mums

PARENTS watching their children play in a under-14s game alongside fellow mum Madonna have described conversation as ‘excruciatingly uncomfortable’.

I’m beginning to think I f**ked up, says Andrew

Are you in danger of getting a series of begging emails from Fergie?

SARAH Ferguson needs stuff and is not afraid to repeatedly hassle anyone in a better position than her for help. Are you at risk of being her next target?

Fergie: 'I serially ripped off a sex-trafficking monster. I'm a hero'

THE former Duchess of York has requested her nation reward her for all the money she took from Jeffery Epstein on false pretences.