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I smashed my kids' iPads because money and material things are meaningless, says Kirstie Allsopp

TV PRESENTER Kirstie Allsopp has admitted she smashed her children's iPads to teach them that capitalism is not the path of the spirit. 

Pope arrives in Dublin for stag do

POPE Francis has touched down in Dublin for the two-day stag party of one of his closest friends.

What depressing moron-fodder has ITV2 got planned next?

WITH Love Island at an end, ITV2 desperately needs more programmes that aren't repeats of Family Guy. So what’s coming up next?

Tosser won't f**king shut up about meeting Keith Allen

A MAN will not stop name-dropping the only celebrity he has ever met, actor and alleged ‘hellraiser’ Keith Allen.

Elon Musk flounces off to Mars in a huff

ELON Musk has confirmed plans to go off to Mars in a strop.

I've met some dickheads in my time but wow, says Queen

THE Queen is marvelling that, after 66 years on the throne, she has just met the biggest knobhead of her reign so far.

Cleese leaving UK due to running out of things to moan about

JOHN Cleese is to quit the UK because he has finally run out of things that displease him about this country.

I made £600 million from racist jokes in the 80s, says Lord Sugar

ALAN Sugar has defended an offensive tweet by saying nobody minded when he built a business empire selling racist jokes in the 1980s.