Celebrity

GETTING married is a f**king nightmare. My new fella Lee is perfect in every way, but I’ve tied the knot with some wrong ‘uns in the past. Here’s what to look out for.

A PODCAST about the burdens of fame hosted by Prince Harry and Brooklyn Beckham is now an unfortunate certainty.

BROOKLYN Beckham’s Instagram story is grabbing much more attention than it deserves when the ongoing collapse of the world is taken into account.

THE Beckham feud reveals having Victoria as a mother isn’t all easy, even when she doesn’t sing. These pop star mothers would be infinitely preferable.

LIKE many men, I am expert in hearing what my wife says and later, without consultation, voicing all her views as if they were always and forever mine own. Here’s how.

HAS someone close to you been brainwashed into worshipping TV presenter Richard Osman, believing he’s an infallible genius polymath? Here’s how to stage an intervention.

BROOKLYN Beckham is lining up a long, long period of regret for himself for when his wife divorces him, observers believe.

MALE? Perplexed by persistent speculation as to why Timothée Chalamet and Kylie Jenner, two young, attractive, vapid people are dating? Your questions answered.

I CAN'T say 2025 was a great year, but I'll be doing my best to recreate some of the good times I had back in the day with good old Jeff.