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ONLYFANS star Bonnie Blue, who had sex with one thousand twats, has rationalised the stunt in ways that do not stand up to rigorous intellectual scrutiny.

INVITED to a Hampstead dinner party? Discussion of this season’s ballets or Friedman’s monetarism petered out? Deciding which A-lister to snort ketamine with always delivers.

ONCE again, the sensitive, intelligent, intellectual actor Timothee Chalamet has let his audience down by continuing his relationship with trash Kylie Jenner.

THE Princess of Wales has spent a day in a women’s prison to assess it against her own life and decide whether it would be an improvement.

LILY Collins has welcomed her first baby by the popular route of getting someone else to do the difficult bit. This is why she, and other celebrities, are justified in doing so.

PRINCE Harry is to avoid deportation from the US by disguising himself as a beautiful princess so Trump falls in love with him.