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Solomon vs Hinch: A guide for husbands who couldn't care less

IF your partner likes celebrity nonsense it might pay to know the basics of the Stacey Solomon and Mrs Hinch feud. Here is a guide to read while she's making you watch I'm A Celebrity.

Is this Meghan's strangest moment yet? Because if so, it's not particularly strange

I also was thinking ‘nipples’ when I met Kate Winslet, confirms King

Bridget Jones statue doesn't look like either Renee Zellweger

Six things to think about that aren't Trump blowing Clinton

TRAUMATISED by the image of Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob, as suggested in recent Epstein file leaks? Drive it from your mind with these.

My dream is to meet a pissed, middle-aged British woman. By Timothée Chalamet

WHATEVER happens with Kylie, I will always regret not following my heart and dating a woman who is British, middle-aged and drinks too much. And now, at 29, I fear it may be too late.

He's actually straight, and other things Alan Carr has been lying about

BEING a traitor isn’t the only thing Alan Carr has been lying about. Here is the disturbing truth about one of TV’s most beloved stars.

We ask you: Should Andrew be forced to have a shittier surname?

NO longer Prince Andrew or the Duke of York, the shamed Royal is still called Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. Should these fancy surnames be removed as well?

Sydney Sweeney's breasts: why have we covered them with a caption?

I'm totally anonymous now. I could be right behind you and you'd never know. By Andrew

THEY’VE taken it all away from me. My Princehood, my Dukedom, my HRH. And now I’m completely anonymous. I could be anywhere. I could be in the room with you now.