Celebrity

How to get completely over your lifelong thing for pale sensitive English boys by marrying a f**king bear

GOT a type? But sick of being let down by sensitive, poetic English or English-adjacent boys unworthy of your love? Here’s how to drop all that and marry a big-ass bear.

Two people you don't know getting married

TWO strangers who have no idea who you are and never will have decided to get married, they have announced.

David Attenborough unable to talk about anything without sounding like he's taking the piss

SIR David Attenborough has complained that whenever he says anything at all to anyone, it is treated like he is performing a parody of a nature documentary.

Adopting a baby aged 21, and other Hollywood practices nobody is copying

MILLIE Bobby Brown is married and has adopted a baby at the age of 21, in a move that has seen none of her legion of fans rush to do the same. The stars are on their own with these:

Sally Rooney: 'Me and my brother Wayne have grown apart'

NOVELIST Sally Rooney has admitted that she and her Match of the Day pundit brother Wayne no longer see eye to eye on many issues.

Why A-levels don't matter, by celebrities with careers based on luck and total crap

THERE’S no need to fret if you didn’t get the A-level results you needed. Here top celebrities explain why incredibly talented people like them succeed anyway.

How to not let Trump cheapen your relationship with Sydney Sweeney

DONALD Trump has announced that he ‘loves’ Sydney Sweeney after it emerged she’s a registered Republican. It’s a lot to process, but here’s how to ensure your relationship survives.