Celebrity

Peter Kay, and other celebrities whose weight loss is unsettling and selfish

CELEBRITIES who've lost a lot of weight can freak you out, and surely the public should be consulted first? We have serious reservations about former fatties like these…

'Toilet paper is an extraordinarily beautiful gift': Your life described by Ariana Grande

WICKED: For Good’s release means we can all share in Ariana Grande’s cloying life philosophies. Here the delicate songstress makes the mundane a positive, magical journey.

Solomon vs Hinch: A guide for husbands who couldn't care less

IF your partner likes celebrity nonsense it might pay to know the basics of the Stacey Solomon and Mrs Hinch feud. Here is a guide to read while she's making you watch I'm A Celebrity.

Six things to think about that aren't Trump blowing Clinton

TRAUMATISED by the image of Trump giving Bill Clinton a blowjob, as suggested in recent Epstein file leaks? Drive it from your mind with these.

My dream is to meet a pissed, middle-aged British woman. By Timothée Chalamet

WHATEVER happens with Kylie, I will always regret not following my heart and dating a woman who is British, middle-aged and drinks too much. And now, at 29, I fear it may be too late.

He's actually straight, and other things Alan Carr has been lying about

BEING a traitor isn’t the only thing Alan Carr has been lying about. Here is the disturbing truth about one of TV’s most beloved stars.