Celebrity

YOU’RE glad Kelly Brook is back on telly, but you can’t help thinking that meeting her would be awkward given your sordid history of wanking over her in the 90s. Much like these celebs.

OLIVER Reed. Francis Bacon. Pete Doherty. And there is one last rebel keeping up the great British tradition of wild drunken hellraising. Me.

CELEBRITIES who've lost a lot of weight can freak you out, and surely the public should be consulted first? We have serious reservations about former fatties like these…

WICKED: For Good’s release means we can all share in Ariana Grande’s cloying life philosophies. Here the delicate songstress makes the mundane a positive, magical journey.

IF your partner likes celebrity nonsense it might pay to know the basics of the Stacey Solomon and Mrs Hinch feud. Here is a guide to read while she's making you watch I'm A Celebrity.