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Sally Rooney: 'Me and my brother Wayne have grown apart'

NOVELIST Sally Rooney has admitted that she and her Match of the Day pundit brother Wayne no longer see eye to eye on many issues.

Why A-levels don't matter, by celebrities with careers based on luck and total crap

THERE’S no need to fret if you didn’t get the A-level results you needed. Here top celebrities explain why incredibly talented people like them succeed anyway.

New Taylor Swift album includes diss track about you

You can have a new show if you become a serial killer, Netflix tells Meghan

Man reads Anna Friel stalker story to check it wasn't him

How to not let Trump cheapen your relationship with Sydney Sweeney

DONALD Trump has announced that he ‘loves’ Sydney Sweeney after it emerged she’s a registered Republican. It’s a lot to process, but here’s how to ensure your relationship survives.

Harry apologises to Britain for not twatting Prince Andrew

Middle-aged man thinking about Jenny Agutter again

A MIDDLE-AGED man has once again found his thoughts circling back to the actress Jenny Agutter, it has emerged.

Lohan still looking pretty good for all the drugs, doctors have to admit

TROUBLED actress Lindsay Lohan is, despite years of drugs, rehab, and prison, is still looking as attractive as ever.

'In this new fake relationship, I have finally found real fake happiness'

TOM Cruise has announced that his new fake love with Ana de Armas is the truest fake love he has ever known, and he hopes they will pretend to be together forever.