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BOOZY workplace Christmas dos are a danger zone for inappropriate behaviour. Luckily former MasterChef presenter Gregg Wallace is an expert in this particular field. Here are his tips.
DISGRACED MasterChef presenter Gregg Wallace is to win Britain back by lifting his shirt, tensing his abs and demanding they punch him hard in the stomach.
SEETHING middle-class women of a certain age have told Gregg Wallace that the phrase he was looking for is ‘MILFs’.
SIR Rod Stewart is to be knighted again in recognition of his outstanding contribution to brutal online put-downs, it has been announced.
ISN’T cooking funny, with all its potential for sexual innuendo? For no particular reason, here are some phrases you wouldn’t want to be misinterpreted in a mixed-sex cookery environment.
SUPERGRASS are opening Glastonbury while all we really want to know about is the Primrose Hill celebrity wife-swapping debauchery of the early 00s. Be glad you were never involved.
THE coronation of King Charles III, a marvellous occasion that was on the television for a whole day, cost taxpayers £72,000,000. Worth it?
YESTERDAY’S inheritance tax protest by farmers was led by a multi-millionaire who has spent the last two decades pissing off everyone he can.