Celebrity

OUR darling Princess Catherine delights in making classy allusions to her late mother-in-law, the People’s Princess. All these behaviours are straight from Diana’s playbook.

HOW did Miranda Hart - a woman who looks nothing like Margot Robbie or Kate Middleton - manage to snare a man? Was foul play involved? The Mail attempts to unravel the mystery.

YOU only notice how pleasant it is to be without them when their ubiquity stops and we’re relieved from their relentless presence. These celebrities should carry on being quiet.

HOLLY Willoughby, long overdue a turn as a national hate figure, is about to get her moment. We will happily believe she did all these.

JESUS Christ had a larger-than-average penis and insisted on shoehorning this fact into conversation, research into the Turin Shroud has proved.

WITH his spaced-out ramblings about the wonders of the universe, no observer can discern whether Brian Cox is straight or high. These are similarly challenging.

NICK Knowles of DIY SOS is in trouble for allegedly referring to women from the North East as ‘munters’. But what are they and how valid is his claim? Nick explains.

EVER wondered how English Lit GCSE text Lord of the Flies would go with an grudge-bearing former light entertainment star on the island?

UNSUCCESSFUL prime minister Boris Johnson unsuccessfully tried to talk Harry out of stepping back as a Royal. What did he say?

PHILLIP Schofield’s comeback on the Channel 5 show Cast Away has ended badly after an ‘inappropriate’ sexual relationship with a much younger volleyball.