Celebrity

Breathing, and other things Kate does that are a subtle nod to Diana

OUR darling Princess Catherine delights in making classy allusions to her late mother-in-law, the People’s Princess. All these behaviours are straight from Diana’s playbook.

How did a 51-year-old, ordinary-looking woman manage to get married? A Daily Mail investigation

HOW did Miranda Hart - a woman who looks nothing like Margot Robbie or Kate Middleton - manage to snare a man? Was foul play involved? The Mail attempts to unravel the mystery.

Laurence Fox, and other celebrities it's nice to be having a little holiday from

YOU only notice how pleasant it is to be without them when their ubiquity stops and we’re relieved from their relentless presence. These celebrities should carry on being quiet.

Six terrible crimes Britain is more than ready to blame on Holly Willoughby

HOLLY Willoughby, long overdue a turn as a national hate figure, is about to get her moment. We will happily believe she did all these.

Jesus had a big knob, Turin shroud reveals

JESUS Christ had a larger-than-average penis and insisted on shoehorning this fact into conversation, research into the Turin Shroud has proved.

Brian Cox, and five other celebrities who could be high as f**k and you'd never know

WITH his spaced-out ramblings about the wonders of the universe, no observer can discern whether Brian Cox is straight or high. These are similarly challenging.

Nick Knowles' guide to munters

NICK Knowles of DIY SOS is in trouble for allegedly referring to women from the North East as ‘munters’. But what are they and how valid is his claim? Nick explains.

Lord of the Flies, with special bitter guest star Phillip Schofield

EVER wondered how English Lit GCSE text Lord of the Flies would go with an grudge-bearing former light entertainment star on the island?

We ask you: what did Boris Johnson really say to Prince Harry to persuade him to stay in England?

UNSUCCESSFUL prime minister Boris Johnson unsuccessfully tried to talk Harry out of stepping back as a Royal. What did he say?

Schofield comeback scuppered by sex with younger volleyball

PHILLIP Schofield’s comeback on the Channel 5 show Cast Away has ended badly after an ‘inappropriate’ sexual relationship with a much younger volleyball.