Celebrity

THE entertainment world is full of not-very-hard hardmen, from Steve McFadden to Jason Statham. But a rare few could snap you like a twig. Such as these.

AFTER seeing the King’s official Coronation portrait, the public has agreed that anyone in a robe on a throne carrying a sceptre and orb would look equally regal.

DURING the key moments of Saturday’s Coronation ceremony screens were erected around the King. Here’s what really happened behind them.

A MULTI-MILLION ceremony to place a heavy hat on a man has really put the cost-of-living crisis into perspective, Britain has agreed.

A DYNAMIC, go-getting old man who would under any other circumstances be retiring at this point is set to lead the country into a new era.

THE Duchess of Sussex has confirmed that the entire jamboree involving her father-in-law was over before she was out of bed.

WHO better to help with your Coronation celebrations than Princess Diana, Queen of Hearts? Here are some tips from the former Royal everyone would much rather be watching on Saturday.

TO humanise his image in the week of his coronation, King Charles has released details of his best six shags ever. Here he respectfully reveals how they were gagging for it.

THE public has advised the Royal family that with four days still to go until the Coronation they still have time to pick someone more suitable.

BACK in the pre-Swiftian epoch these celebrities were unimaginably relatable, not that today’s Zoomers would believe it.