Eight celebrities you're definitely in with a chance with now they're older

IN their ravishing youth you had no chance, but now they’ve been ravaged by time you could get to at least second base with these.

Rupert Murdoch dating anyone who brings him soup

THE man who holds Britain’s balls in the claw of his withered hand is open to marriage to anyone who provides soup, it has emerged.

44-year-old realises people he considers famous and people his son considers famous has zero crossover

AN adult man has realised that his idea of an A-list celebrity shares absolutely no names with his teenage son’s.

Celebs you hypothetically wouldn't shag for unreasonably picky reasons

YOU’RE in no position to pick and choose which attractive, multi-millionaire celebrities you’d sleep with. But here are some who wouldn't make the grade for admittedly strange reasons.

Lizzo, and other celebrities you shouldn't share your actual thoughts on

LIZZO has weighed in on Israel, but her well-nourished physique means you’re paralysed by terror of saying the wrong thing. Here are some more celebs it’s best to avoid having an honest opinion on.  

How to cope when your favourite celebrity has been cancelled

HAS your favourite, right-on celebrity been exposed as a hypocritical fraud? Process your feelings with this guide.

Six humiliating celebrity cash-ins, ranked

JUST because you're rich and famous doesn't mean you cease to be greedy or cheap. These demeaning celebrity attempts to cash in on their fame are tragic.

10 celebrity fantasy shags that make you deep and interesting

TIRED of people drooling over predictable hotties like Margot Robbie or Timothée Chalamet? Impress them with these shaggable celebrities who suggest you’re an erudite free-thinker.

Gigi Hadid: Which celebrities would be the best to get high with?

MODEL Gigi Hadid has been arrested for cannabis possession in the Cayman Islands. Hey, we’ve all been there. But if you could abuse drugs with any celebrity, which one would it be? Read on. 

Six jobs Hollywood actors will be doing to make ends meet during the strike

WITH Hollywood actors going on strike, hard-up A-listers will have to find other ways of making money. Expect to see them taking on these jobs.