Celebrity

THE Duke and Duchess of Sussex have tried to save their $20 million Spotify deal with an album of yearning power ballads.

EVERY Sunday supplement features celebrities from the 1970s advertising old person products like stairlifts and mobility scooters. But who will take their place in years to come?

SOMETIMES a film is so bad you weirdly hold it against the actors. Here are some top Hollywood stars who’ve missed out on sex with you due to their poor choice of scripts.

BILL Murray dating Kelis would have shocked you years ago, but now everything is so bonkers it barely registers. Even these celebrity couples would fail to astonish you.

PRINCE Harry’s day in court was depressingly light on rumours of pegging surrounding his immediate family, it has emerged.

TAYLOR Swift has split up with boyfriend Matty Healy of The 1975. All’s fair in love and war, so here’s how to worm your way into Ms Swift’s affections while she’s at a low ebb.

IF Holly Willoughby is issuing heartfelt apologies for stuff she apparently knew nothing about, perhaps she should say sorry for these too.

PRINCE Harry has been strongly condemned for the actions he is taking in this court case which is about whatever it is about.

HOLLY Willoughby is to open This Morning by announcing she is to ITV daytime like unto a God, and there is but one God and there were never two.

WITH no biological clock to follow, rich male celebrities can do whatever they want at any time of life. Including these things ladies and pathetic normal men can only dream of.