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'Anne Boleyn and I have reached the end of our journey together': historical Royal announcements in the style of Kate's video

THE Princess of Wales has produced a wonderful fabric conditioner advertisement to reassure everyone she is well. Royals of the past should have done the same: 

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Seven draconian measures to stop Charlie Mullins sneaking back into the UK

BRITAIN’S richest plumber and worst Rod Stewart tribute Charlie Mullins is leaving the UK to avoid tax. But what if he tries to return? Here’s how to keep this scourge from our shores: 

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