Celebrity

YESTERDAY’S inheritance tax protest by farmers was led by a multi-millionaire who has spent the last two decades pissing off everyone he can.

CELEBRITIES publishing memoirs for the Christmas market have been advised nobody gives a shit what happened to them before age 16, minimum.

KING Charles has aged a further year despite his already advanced age, with critics of the Palace calling it ‘yet another unforced error’.

FAMOUS? Been offered money to slap your name on something and said yes even though you’re already rich? These are seven common cash-ins.

ACTOR Leonardo DiCaprio today celebrates reaching the age of two of his girlfriends’ upper age limit. 

THE Prince of Wales has confessed that his 2024 has been so difficult it has almost hit the level of an ordinary Briton’s year.

REMEMBER when every dodgy bastard in the UK was screeching about being cancelled? Considering they’ve been ruthlessly silenced by the forces of woke, these individuals are still strangely vocal.

THE role of American president is a bastion of modern democracy, requiring a rational mind, a trustworthy demeanour and, above all, being a completely sane, non-weird sort of person.