Celebrity

Seven reasons to opt out of wife-swapping with the Primrose Hill set

SUPERGRASS are opening Glastonbury while all we really want to know about is the Primrose Hill celebrity wife-swapping debauchery of the early 00s. Be glad you were never involved.

We ask you: was £72 million for the King’s coronation value for money?

THE coronation of King Charles III, a marvellous occasion that was on the television for a whole day, cost taxpayers £72,000,000. Worth it?

Farmers' protest led by most inherently unsympathetic figurehead possible

YESTERDAY’S inheritance tax protest by farmers was led by a multi-millionaire who has spent the last two decades pissing off everyone he can.

We don't give a f**k about your childhood, celebrities publishing memoirs advised

CELEBRITIES publishing memoirs for the Christmas market have been advised nobody gives a shit what happened to them before age 16, minimum.

King gets even older in widely-criticised move

KING Charles has aged a further year despite his already advanced age, with critics of the Palace calling it ‘yet another unforced error’.

Launching a hot sauce, and other half-arsed celebrity cash grabs

FAMOUS? Been offered money to slap your name on something and said yes even though you’re already rich? These are seven common cash-ins.

Leonardo DiCaprio turns two Leonardo DiCaprio girlfriends years old

ACTOR Leonardo DiCaprio today celebrates reaching the age of two of his girlfriends’ upper age limit.