Celebrity

CELEBRITIES have taken to social media to reassure 18-year-olds that A-levels are crucial and without good grades they will never achieve anything.

IN their ravishing youth you had no chance, but now they’ve been ravaged by time you could get to at least second base with these.

THE man who holds Britain’s balls in the claw of his withered hand is open to marriage to anyone who provides soup, it has emerged.

AN adult man has realised that his idea of an A-list celebrity shares absolutely no names with his teenage son’s.

YOU’RE in no position to pick and choose which attractive, multi-millionaire celebrities you’d sleep with. But here are some who wouldn't make the grade for admittedly strange reasons.

LIZZO is all over the news, but thanks to her well-nourished physique you’re paralysed by terror of saying the wrong thing. Here are some more celebs it’s best to avoid having an honest opinion on.  

HAS your favourite, right-on celebrity been exposed as a hypocritical fraud? Process your feelings with this guide.

JUST because you're rich and famous doesn't mean you cease to be greedy or cheap. These demeaning celebrity attempts to cash in on their fame are tragic.

TIRED of people drooling over predictable hotties like Margot Robbie or Timothée Chalamet? Impress them with these shaggable celebrities who suggest you’re an erudite free-thinker.

MODEL Gigi Hadid has been arrested for cannabis possession in the Cayman Islands. Hey, we’ve all been there. But if you could abuse drugs with any celebrity, which one would it be? Read on.