Celebrity

PRINCESS Kate’s brilliant remission from cancer has come as no surprise because she is supremely talented at everything she turns her hand to.

THE lure of endless sunshine and blue skies is especially strong to British celebrities who finally have the money to escape grey, endless rain. Which is why these unlikely stars live there.

WE live in an era of delusional, attention-seeking knobheads working out their unresolved traumas on us. These are the incidents they cannot get past.

JEREMY Clarkson is now three of the right-wing’s biggest victims of injustice – a motorist, a gentleman farmer and now a pub landlord.

FORMER kickboxer and current slaphead Andrew Tate and brother Tristan have lost £2.6 million to Devon and Cornwall Police. Is it because he’s so manly?

PRINCE Andrew, banned from Christmas at Sandringham, is to celebrate the season at the house of a subject to be chosen at random.