Celebrity

WATCHING a parade of Tory big names losing their seat has been a sensual and visceral pleasure. But which one really moved the earth for you?

THE media is desperate to find dirt on Britain's true Royal family but manages nothing but rehashing old tabloid stories. A shame, when we’re prepared to believe all this.

ACTOR Ian McKellen is to return to the West End stage, following a disastrous fall into darkness, purer and more powerful than ever.

AS women we scoff at male delusions that it it came to it, they could pilot an aircraft to an emergency landing. While simultaneously believing these men are within our reach.

I OFTEN think what would happen if one day I woke up and discovered I was a miniature plastic version of myself. Ridiculous, I know. There’s probably only a 15 or 20 per cent chance of it happening.

SHOULD you go out with someone who’s clearly on the rebound? Probably not, but if you can put up with hearing about their ex you’re definitely in a with a chance with these celebs…

KEVIN Spacey has warned Britain that if he is not given major movie or theatre roles within the next six months he will turn up in pantomime.