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Sadly I have realised Gary Lineker was Batman to my Joker. By gammon Roy Hobbs

AT first, I was elated. Lineker is almost gone, with his replacements confirmed this week. But then a thought struck me - what if I am the Joker, and Gary Lineker is Batman?

Of course, Kate is great at remission

PRINCESS Kate’s brilliant remission from cancer has come as no surprise because she is supremely talented at everything she turns her hand to.

Patsy Palmer, and other Brits who live in LA for no discernible reason

THE lure of endless sunshine and blue skies is especially strong to British celebrities who finally have the money to escape grey, endless rain. Which is why these unlikely stars live there.

Meghan's show too good for the world at this specific time

Hollywood's so-called hard men run away shrieking from fire

Andrew Tate bullied for playing with dolls: attention-seeking knobs and the traumas that made them that way

WE live in an era of delusional, attention-seeking knobheads working out their unresolved traumas on us. These are the incidents they cannot get past.

King to deliver Christmas message from inside Tauntaun

Clarkson becomes motorist, farmer, and pub landlord in gammon martyrdom triple

JEREMY Clarkson is now three of the right-wing’s biggest victims of injustice – a motorist, a gentleman farmer and now a pub landlord.

Harry and Meghan's real friends got card with naked portrait

We ask you: Does losing £2,683,345 make Andrew Tate even more tough and cool?

FORMER kickboxer and current slaphead Andrew Tate and brother Tristan have lost £2.6 million to Devon and Cornwall Police. Is it because he’s so manly?