Celebrity

YESTERDAY Laurence Fox lost a libel case. Here he compounds his humilation by opining on the finer points of English law and why it means he is right.

ITV viewers have complained that Holly Willoughby swore, swigged white cider, passed a Marlboro Gold and snogged a rough lad while presenting Dancing on Ice. 

NOEL Gallagher has opened up about his emotionally painful and coincidentally horribly expensive divorce, but celebrity splits always make you wonder what you’d do. Here are some you’d think twice about.

CELEBRITIES believe themselves to be almost like normal people for making these unremarkable statements, and believe that to be an achievement.

ARE you, like King Charles, unable to stop working 16-hour days, not even taking weekends off?

WHILE the wife’s away, I have absolutely no idea how to feed the children. No matter how many times I say ‘Mummy will be back soon’ the little beasts keep demanding food.

ALL members of the Royal Family will now disclose full details of their genital conditions whether the public wish to know or not.

ED Balls has made the news for accidentally kicking Susanna Reid in the head. But which annoying TV stars genuinely deserve it?

VIOLENCE can never be condoned, even if it’s the best thing ever to have happened on Dancing on Ice. These incidents are also excellent.

ARE you a man who wishes your partner liked and fancied you more? Simply become a creepy carbon copy of Oppenheimer star Cillian Murphy. Here’s what you need to do.