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The skeletons in Gary Lineker's closet: My dark suspicions, by Matt Le Tissier

MATT Le Tissier has claimed Gary Lineker is ‘not the angel he likes to portray himself to be’. So what is he alluding to? Here the conspiracy-minded former Southampton midfielder elaborates.

Santander closing Dec

We resent giving quiz show prize money to charity, celebrities admit

FAMOUS people hate having to donate their quiz show winnings to charitable causes, they have revealed.

Ben Fogle, and other presenters whose careers are just one long televised jolly

IF there’s one area where all TV channels agree, it’s that Britain wants to see a familiar face with an enviable lifestyle get a free holiday. These bellends always fly business class.

King's playlist includes 'The Bangles, because one bonked all four of them'

Seventeen sickening crimes I have logged in my Meghan Hate Book this week, by Amanda Platell

AM I right to spend my finite life obsessively writing bitchy articles about Meghan? Yes. And her Netflix show has provided me with many more reasons to hate her.

We ask you: what excellent reasons can you think of for sending Katy Perry into space?

KATY Perry, a pop star from 2008-2013, is to be on a groundbreaking all-woman spaceflight. Why do you believe it’s well-deserved?

Prince Andrew settles down to relive happy memories with Epstein files

'My jam has MDMA in,' says Kate

'It's educational,' and other justifications Bonnie Blue may not have thoroughly thought through

ONLYFANS star Bonnie Blue, who had sex with one thousand twats, has rationalised the stunt in ways that do not stand up to rigorous intellectual scrutiny.