Celebrity

Why Harry really resigned, if you're a Mail reader

PRINCE Harry has resigned from his African charity due to a row with its chair. Unless you’re a Mail reader, in which case these are the reasons.

The Joey Barton guide to the moral high ground

HELLO, I’m Joey Barton, former City player, failed manager, and wife-beater, speaking to you from atop a mountain of righteousness. And you can too.

Pope credits recovery to modern medicine and healthy living

POPE Francis has left hospital and thanked cutting-edge medicine and his own healthy lifestyle for his recovery.

The skeletons in Gary Lineker's closet: My dark suspicions, by Matt Le Tissier

MATT Le Tissier has claimed Gary Lineker is ‘not the angel he likes to portray himself to be’. So what is he alluding to? Here the conspiracy-minded former Southampton midfielder elaborates.

We resent giving quiz show prize money to charity, celebrities admit

FAMOUS people hate having to donate their quiz show winnings to charitable causes, they have revealed.

Ben Fogle, and other presenters whose careers are just one long televised jolly

IF there’s one area where all TV channels agree, it’s that Britain wants to see a familiar face with an enviable lifestyle get a free holiday. These bellends always fly business class.

Seventeen sickening crimes I have logged in my Meghan Hate Book this week, by Amanda Platell

AM I right to spend my finite life obsessively writing bitchy articles about Meghan? Yes. And her Netflix show has provided me with many more reasons to hate her.