Celebrity

Cat Deeley, and other celebrities you could easily pull because they're single

CAT Deeley is single after 12 years, so don’t waste this opportunity. Even a dull non-celebrity like you could slip in on the rebound, as with these...

King Charles to tear off canary-yellow T-shirt to reveal absurdly muscled chest in tribute

THE King will today hold a press conference, step up to the podium in a yellow T-shirt, then frenziedly rip it apart to reveal a slab of oiled muscle.

'I definitely know more than just Paranoid': six people mourning Ozzy Osbourne today

THE world is paying tribute to metal god Ozzy Osbourne, who died yesterday. These are just a few of the many mourning the Prince of Darkness.

Grace Dent exposed as Grand Wizard of Ku Klux Klan

THE BBC is facing a fresh MasterChef controversy after it emerged that presenter Grace Dent is the Grand Wizard of the Alabama Ku Klux Klan.

'It was f**king Gregg told you that, wasn't it?' asks John Torode

JOHN Torode, the other one from MasterChef, has accused his former co-presenter Gregg Wallace of inventing an allegation of racist language to spite him.

'Divorce wife': sticking points at the Prince Harry peace talks

PRINCE Harry and King Charles have agreed to hold a peace summit, but disagreements remain over minor points like his marriage. Can they find an understanding?

Are you suffering from Wallace's Autism? A checklist of symptoms

GREGG Wallace has been protesting that he has autism, so it must be a rare type that makes you sexually harass people. If you’re concerned you might be affected, here is a checklist of symptoms.

'Oh God, does this mean I've got to go back on the game?' asks Geri

GERI Halliwell has looked at her household finances after her husband’s sacking, faced facts and defeatedly put in calls to the other Spice Girls.

'How did he find the time?': Inappropriate questions you want Gregg Wallace to answer

LEERING cockney Gregg Wallace has been sacked after a round 50 allegations of inappropriate behaviour. But leaving key questions unanswered...