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He had all his blood replaced while she was in space: Six surprisingly relatable celebrity break-ups

ORLANDO Bloom got new blood while Katy Perry was in space, and now they’re over, basically just like your mates Steve and Becky. Despite involving celebrities, these splits are relatable:

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Woman drinking large white wine by herself does not know she is solo dating

A WOMAN who has gone to the pub alone does not realise she has taken herself on a ‘solo date’, it has emerged.

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