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'It's educational,' and other justifications Bonnie Blue may not have thoroughly thought through

ONLYFANS star Bonnie Blue, who had sex with one thousand twats, has rationalised the stunt in ways that do not stand up to rigorous intellectual scrutiny: 

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Trump agrees deal for demineralisation of Ukraine

PRESIDENT Trump has settled on a deal that will see Ukraine freed from the scourge of lithium that has blighted the country for too long.

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