International
Man on Amsterdam citybreak brings back more from Europe than Theresa May
A MAN returning from an Amsterdam citybreak has returned with more substantive benefits than Theresa May from Strasbourg.
Chris Grayling's guide to planning a journey
WHETHER it’s a day trip to York or backpacking around Vietnam, good planning makes for a stress-free journey. Transport secretary Chris Grayling tells you how.
He tried to kiss me, says Kim
KIM Jong-un has confirmed that the US-North Korea summit ended when President Trump attempted to kiss him.
Shirtless Spaniards take over Scarborough
HORDES of drunk, obnoxious Spanish tourists have arrived in Scarborough to enjoy the sunshine and take no interest in any other aspect of Britain.
We wouldn't have made you speak German, say Germans
A NAZI occupation of Britain would not have included compulsory German lessons, Germans have confirmed.
Brussels Airport invests in massive 'f**k off, we're keeping the backstop' sign
BRUSSELS Airport is to save everyone's time by erecting a 40ft high illuminated sign reading ‘Fuck off, we’re keeping the backstop’.
Macedonia changes name to Republic of North Funkytown
THE GREEK parliament has ratified a law allowing the neighbouring Republic of Macedonia to change its name to the Republic of North Funkytown.
Remainers really wishing Jean-Claude Juncker wasn't such a git
PEOPLE who want to remain in the EU really wish Jean-Claude Juncker was not so obviously unpleasant.
