International

Trump: 'Like my tariffs, this cannot backfire in any way'

PRESIDENT Trump has confirmed that, like his imposition of tariffs on the entire world, airstrikes on Iran cannot possibly have any negative consequences.

Asking Trump about Iran beginning to seem cruel

IT is so obvious that Trump has no idea what to say or do about the Israel-Iran conflict that asking him about it now seems cruel.

Hezbollah is finished as a movement without Kneecap. By Naim Qassem

AS leader of Hezbollah, I must grimly report that there is no future for us without Kneecap’s winning blend of Irish-language hip-hop, political satire and banging tunes.

US joining strikes on Iran and definitely isn't: five contradictory conclusions from Trump's latest bullshit

PRESIDENT Trump has issued a number of non-specific threats against Iran which the country and the world is trying to make sense of. These are the possibilities.

Trump to wake up, find out Israel has done what he expressly forbid them to do, be okay with it

THE world nervously awaits Donald Trump waking, being told Israel has unilaterally launched drones at Iran, yawning and moving on.

World's richest man and world's most powerful man in flaccid willy fight

THE world’s richest man and the world’s most powerful man yesterday extracted their limp willies from their flies and proceeded to slap them at each other.

It's only DOGE, tariffs, Ukraine and annexing Canada where you've completely failed, US reassures Trump

THE US public has urged Donald Trump to continue with his radical presidency and not be put off by every single thing he has done so far failing.

Europeans rated on how well they can speak the King's English

THERE is only one tongue, and it is English. But many of our continental cousins simply refuse to speak correctly. Which of our neighbours are letting us and themselves down?