A SPANISH tourist visiting England for the first time has confirmed it is not remotely like the brochures.
PRESIDENT Trump has been acquitted by a jury of his supporters, party members and close personal friends.
GOVERNMENT ministers are talking tough on EU negotiations, but are they tough enough for Britain’s gammons? Leaver Roy Hobbs sets out his demands.
BREXIT is done, over, finished and will never be mentioned again. Here’s six ways in which you won’t hear about it.
EVERY country in the former British Empire has demanded Britain resume full political control now it has proven it is great again.
THE UK is leaving the EU and we have less time to broker a trade deal than to finish the contract for the gym you've stopped going to. Here’s what our negotiators must prioritise.
BRITAIN leaves the EU once and for all on Friday, never to look back and never to return. So how are you spending your final weekend as a European?
I LOVE culture. The opera, gallery openings, all these wonderful places you get invited to when you’re rich. However, I’m not afraid to bomb culture to smithereens if I’m disrespected.
UNSURE what to do as tensions rise over the Iran crisis? Here bluff Yorkshireman Roy Hobbs explains the situation in no-nonsense terms.
NOBODY in the UK wants to be the first kn*bhead to ruin the new year by bringing up f**king Brexit, it has agreed.
PRESIDENT Trump has written an incoherent and angry six-page letter to Father Christmas asking him to end the impeachment process.
IRELAND has confirmed it is beginning work on the Waterford-Caen overpass to link two countries that have yet to go mad.