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Remainers really wishing Jean-Claude Juncker wasn't such a git
PEOPLE who want to remain in the EU really wish Jean-Claude Juncker was not so obviously unpleasant.
A guide to the Trump presidency of 2019
DONALD Trump will begin 2019 as president of the United States of America. But will he finish the year that way, and will the USA survive?
Europe reassures Britain it has been a laughing stock for decades
IN a move to allay fears that Brexit had damaged Britain's reputation, Europe confirmed the country has been a pathetic laughing stock for ages.
It should be me f**king you over, Trump tells Britain
PRESIDENT Trump has condemned the Brexit deal because it means Britain is being fucked over by the EU rather than the US.
Dubai still best holiday destination to get locked up for no f**king reason
DUBAI is still absolutely the best place to go if you want sun, luxury and to be imprisoned for life by a kangaroo court, say travel experts.
Gibraltar 'a real place'
GIBRALTAR is a real place and not a mythical island covered in monkeys and cheap fags, it has emerged.
Trump to evade arrest by firing anyone who comes within ten feet
PRESIDENT Trump has confirmed that he will avoid criminal charges by simply firing anyone who attempts to arrest him.
'For a rambling, incoherent bigot I'm still doing surprisingly well'
FOR a rambling, bigoted shithead, I have done surprisingly well in the midterm elections.
