International

Country barely occupying fifth of Ukraine threatening war on Europe

A COUNTRY which has not managed to penetrate most of its closest neighbour in more than three years is ready to take the rest of the continent on, it has claimed.

Donald Trump's guide to wrongly thinking people enjoy your anecdotes

TRUMP consistently believes everyone loves his muddled anecdotes and offensive quips, and if you follow his tips this Christmas season so could you! Let the master help.

I'm the star, and five other Trump boasts about the Epstein files

CONGRESS has voted to release the Epstein files, and the commander-in-chief cannot wait for the public to read it. He explains his self-aggrandising reasons.

I merely had a nice chat with an ex-employee while never enquiring into her hellish situation, Trump explains

DONALD Trump has told the media the hours he spent with former employee and sex-trafficking victim Virginia Giuffre were a nice catch-up and nothing more.

Trump's BBC libel suit: how it wouldn't work

TRUMP believes he has ‘an obligation’ to sue the BBC for ‘defrauding’ viewers. Here’s how that libel action cannot possibly work.

Elon Musk to find money cannot buy happiness on hitherto unprecedented scale

THE $1 trillion pay award given to Elon Musk will enable him to learn money cannot buy happiness on a scale never before imagined.