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JD Vance has made second of three fatal mistakes

Now nobody allowed any oil in classic dad move

AS the world’s angry dad, the US has ruled that since Iran will not stop quarrelling and open the Strait of Hormuz now nobody can have any oil.

Pope prays for Trump, is told 'No'

The American influencer's guide to making a video about a British shithole

ARE you a US influencer worried videos about London are getting played out? Keen to find new locations to horrify your followers with? Follow our guide.

I met Donald by my own incredible good luck, says Melania

THE First Lady has revealed that it was her own incredible good fortune that led her to the dreamboat that is Donald Trump.

Strait of Hormuz reopens to tourists

THE Strait of Hormuz has welcomed back tourists to enjoy pleasure cruises and more on its popular waters.

Cowboy builders praise Trump for f**king off leaving job half-done

Man's trip to Asia all about authentic food, exotic locations and fanny

A BRITISH man has stressed his upcoming trip to Japan is all about experiencing the country and its culture as faithfully as possible, right down to getting laid.

Iran launches one-point 'You'll f**k off eventually' plan for peace

IRAN has countered the US 15-point peace plan with a single-point plan of its own, in which it does nothing and waits for its opponent to leave.

Who has Trump been holding talks with if not Iran? Six best guesses

TRUMP claims to have been holding talks with Iran while Iran denies it. So who has he been talking to?