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PRESIDENT Biden decided to quit the presidential race after speaking to Lincoln, Kennedy and Washington in the twilight lands of the dead, it has emerged.
TRUMP backers at the Republican national convention copied their hero by wearing bandages on their heads. What is wrong with them?
THE US is panicking and running in all directions after the attempted shooting of Donald Trump, and prepared to come to the following wildly erroneous conclusions.
REPUBLICAN sources have examined the assassination attempt on Trump and ascribed every individual element of it to wokeness.
A BRITON striving to understand the politics of France and the French people has admitted, after yesterday’s vote, he only really gets the wine and the trains.
THE French have confirmed that, sick of being the victim, they are stepping up to be the continent’s premier xenophobic nationalists.
JOE Biden is too infirm to be president, so gay liberal Hollywood has no option but to step in. Who should replace him for the showdown against Trump?
LONG-RUNNING Neighbours character Julian Assange, best remembered for a storyline where he revealed Erinsborough’s secrets, is returning to the soap.
FAR-RIGHT? Doing well with the patriots? They must never find out about your crush on the Prince Adam of the East, President Putin? Throw them off the scent.