International

'This historic peace could only be achieved with Trump as president because I waited until Trump was president'

COULD peace in the Middle East have been achieved without Trump being in charge? No, because I was willing to prolong war until he was.

Nobel Peace Prize decision 'act of war'

THE decision to award the Nobel Peace Prize to a Venezuelan has been designated an act of war by the United States.

You are now obligated to give this man your earnest thanks

THANKS to his part in securing the Gaza peace deal, it is now your unavoidable duty to offer your sincere gratitude to this man.

China: friend, or foe we must pretend is a friend because it's f**king terrifying?

IS China Britain’s enemy? And if it was, would we still pretend it wasn’t because we’re too small to do anything about it? We examine the facts.

Netanyahu clearly hasn't read peace plan

BENJAMIN Netanyahu has admitted giving Trump’s Gaza peace plan ‘a quick scan’ on the way to the podium, promising to read it in full if it ever becomes relevant.

We ask you: Which bit of Trump's rambling UN diatribe made you most proud?

PRESIDENT Trump gave a dazzling hour-long off-the-cuff speech to the United Nations yesterday which every true conservative watched in full. What was the best bit?

Israel recognises Cornish statehood

ISRAEL has officially recognised Cornwall as an independent country and its cream teas as superior to all others, it has informed the UK.

We ask you: what are you getting out of the cupboard now Trump's safely gone?

THE president has departed so we can cease pretending adoration and get out all those things we’d tided away, like our consciences. What are you returning to view?