International
Trump to wake up, find out Israel has done what he expressly forbid them to do, be okay with it
THE world nervously awaits Donald Trump waking, being told Israel has unilaterally launched drones at Iran, yawning and moving on.
World's richest man and world's most powerful man in flaccid willy fight
THE world’s richest man and the world’s most powerful man yesterday extracted their limp willies from their flies and proceeded to slap them at each other.
It's only DOGE, tariffs, Ukraine and annexing Canada where you've completely failed, US reassures Trump
THE US public has urged Donald Trump to continue with his radical presidency and not be put off by every single thing he has done so far failing.
Europeans rated on how well they can speak the King's English
THERE is only one tongue, and it is English. But many of our continental cousins simply refuse to speak correctly. Which of our neighbours are letting us and themselves down?
I calculate enough Brexiters have died for me to get away with this, says Starmer
THE prime minister has reassured Britain he has carefully studied acturial tables charting death rates before making a deal with the EU.