International

THIS week Trump’s cabinet could be seen engaging in some blatant brown-nosing. It was sickening, but maybe some sycophancy would advance your career and personal interests too? Try this.

LIFE’S going okay for you here in Britain, so should you move to a hardline Islamic monarchy in the desert? We consider the pluses and the absolutely f**k nos.

IF Trump has somehow helped to bring peace to Ukraine you might be forced to reevaluate your view of him. If that happens, here’s how to remember he’s still a colossal dickhead.

ODDLY, vice president JD Vance is holidaying in the Cotswolds. To welcome him, here are some ideas for activities in this lovely area of Britain.

DONALD Trump has explained the ‘secret’ he and Jeffrey Epstein shared was how to unlock Shrek as a playable character on Tony Hawk’s Underground.

DONALD Trump has claimed the entire Epstein scandal is a hoax by Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. Here they explain how they pulled off this incredible feat of deception.

THE 40th anniversary of Live Aid has been celebrated despite acknowledgement that the groundbreaking event did not bring about much change in the long run.