International

THE world’s richest man and the world’s most powerful man yesterday extracted their limp willies from their flies and proceeded to slap them at each other.

THE US public has urged Donald Trump to continue with his radical presidency and not be put off by every single thing he has done so far failing.

THERE is only one tongue, and it is English. But many of our continental cousins simply refuse to speak correctly. Which of our neighbours are letting us and themselves down?

THE prime minister has reassured Britain he has carefully studied acturial tables charting death rates before making a deal with the EU.

THINKING of going on holiday to Donald Trump’s America? Make sure you read this travel advice before booking your flight.

BREXIT has become sentient and is now making trade deals independently of the useless UK government.