International

PRESIDENT Trump takes office today and has promised a flurry of new laws. These six are ranked from lunatic to fixed-gaze vibrating insanity.

DONALD Trump takes office tomorrow and the next four years will be much easier to get through if, like Mark Zuckerberg, you pretend to be happy about it. Try this.

THE brave but beleaguered nation of Israel has given up its spirited fight against the war machine of Gaza and called a ceasefire.

A REPORT has revealed that Donald Trump would have been convicted if the American justice system had stopped pulling its pud and done something.

THE US is hunting down the thoughtless prick who provided Donald Trump with a map of the world and caused all this trouble.

A BRITISH man living in Berlin has confirmed it is because he is better, both physically and spiritually, than those who have remained in the country of their birth.