International
VOLODYMYR Zelensky played a guessing game with Boris Johnson to ascertain why the former PM was in Kyiv this time, it has emerged.
LIKE the whole liberal world that paid no attention to New Zealand until liking the look of Ardern from the stories they skimmed, I have lost a heroine today.
BRITAIN leads the world in swearing, until British people attempt to say things that Americans would call ‘cuss words’. Like these.
CHINA has recorded the first protests in the country’s long and harmonious history, it has confirmed.
THE Supreme Court has today decided that Scotland is not a real place and is just imaginary.
HAVING failed to enjoy the promiscuity it hoped after breaking up with the EU, Britain has suggested a friends-with-benefits relationship.
RUPERT Murdoch has told Donald Trump that he will not win the presidency in 2024 as he has another candidate in mind.
VIRGIN Atlantic is dropping its gender-neutral uniforms for the British team’s flight to Qatar. It seems everyone is caving in to the illiberal state, so how can you join in?
CHINESE president Xi Jinping has intimidated his US counterpart by standing right next to him at a G20 urinal, it has emerged.
GREETINGS like-minded English people. Are you an old, angry white man wanting to talk freely out of your arse without fear of contradiction from those too scared to answer you back? Then this is the column for you.