International

UKRAINE has begun talks with Panama, Greenland and Canada to settle the US’s petty territorial concerns for it while it is busy.

TRUMP may have offered Putin everything he wants before peace talks have started, but he does have non-negotiable demands of his own.

PRESIDENT Trump is back to imposing tariffs based on whim, prejudice and whatever crossed his YouTube feed last night. These are his victims of his coming manias.

TRUMP now wants to remove all Palestinians from the Gaza Strip and turn it into valuable beachfront property. Where does this rank against his other proposed invasions?

CHINA has announced that every Shein and Temu purchase now comes with a courtesy gram of fentanyl.

DONALD Trump is enjoying bullying other nations with tariffs, but he’s also a selfish bastard who won’t want to pay a cent more for things he uses. Sleep easy if your job depends on these exports.

THE nation of Canada is desperately trying to work out what exactly it did to upset Donald Trump and make him impose tariffs. 

A WORLD of different races, creeds, and sexual orientations has come together to pronounce Donald Trump a f**kwit.