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It's only DOGE, tariffs, Ukraine and annexing Canada where you've completely failed, US reassures Trump

THE US public has urged Donald Trump to continue with his radical presidency and not be put off by every single thing he has done so far failing.

Europeans rated on how well they can speak the King's English

THERE is only one tongue, and it is English. But many of our continental cousins simply refuse to speak correctly. Which of our neighbours are letting us and themselves down?

'It's okay for me to hit him because I used to be his teacher'

South African president remains calm in face of total bullshit

Two-hour Trump call has world feeling sorry for Putin

I calculate enough Brexiters have died for me to get away with this, says Starmer

THE prime minister has reassured Britain he has carefully studied acturial tables charting death rates before making a deal with the EU.

Don't, and other rules for travelling to Trump's America

THINKING of going on holiday to Donald Trump’s America? Make sure you read this travel advice before booking your flight.

'Brexit made this trade deal on its own'

BREXIT has become sentient and is now making trade deals independently of the useless UK government.

Being served horsemeat: Crazy misunderstandings the American Pope will be having in Europe

AS we know from Emily in Paris and other TV shows and films, Americans abroad are hilarious. Here are some of the culture shocks Pope Leo XIV will be facing…

Sunday NFL games compulsory: The US-UK trade deal in full

A US-UK trade deal means all British citizens must wear MAGA hats, have opinions on LeBron James and shoot paint cans in swamps. Alongside these conditions.