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Air Force One turns back after mid-air bowel explosion

AIR Force One has been forced to return to the US after a mid-air bowel explosion briefly blacked out the windows.

We do not and will never give a f**k about the Chagos Islands, say British people

All this because nobody willing to tell Trump 'No'

Student claiming to have visited Greenland on his gap year

A 21-YEAR-OLD who has never mentioned it previously is suddenly saying he spent a month in Nuuk during his gap year.

Greenland has absolutely kickass flag

Your phone number, and five other things you should never give to Donald Trump

BEING presented with the Nobel Peace Prize will only stroke Donald Trump’s monstrous ego. Here are five other things you should never give him.

'First we secure the beer kegs': Pete Hegseth's Greenland invasion plans

THE US is stepping up its threats to seize Greenland, but secretary of war Pete Hegseth has a habit of leaking top secret information. Here he casually shares his strategy.

Iranians believe in Trump slightly less than Iranians believe in Easter Bunny

CIA unsure how to tell Trump simultaneous takeovers of Venezuela, Greenland and Iran inadvisable

THE Central Intelligence Agency is debating who will tell Trump that opening up a third front on as many continents is a bit risky.

May drive a car: How to spot a domestic terrorist, by JD Vance

DOMESTIC extremists lurk everywhere, ready to strike by opposing self-evidently righteous actions taken by president Trump and myself. Here’s how to spot them.