International

Fifteen world problems solved by the wonderfully simplistic thinking of Donald Trump

PRESIDENT Trump has settled the Gaza problem forever by ruling the Palestinians should leave so Israel can build a beach resort. He could easily fix these.

January 6th rioters ask if they can have another riot

THE pardoned January 6th rioters have asked President Trump if they can hold another riot to celebrate.

Yes, I saved him specifically to renounce birthright citizenship, confirms God

THE Almighty has confirmed that He personally intervened to save Trump’s life so he could become president and revoke birthright citizenship.

Six executive orders Trump will sign tomorrow, in order of escalating lunacy

PRESIDENT Trump takes office today and has promised a flurry of new laws. These six are ranked from lunatic to fixed-gaze vibrating insanity.

How to pretend Trump's brilliant like the tech billionaires do

DONALD Trump takes office tomorrow and the next four years will be much easier to get through if, like Mark Zuckerberg, you pretend to be happy about it. Try this.

Plucky Israel sues for peace

THE brave but beleaguered nation of Israel has given up its spirited fight against the war machine of Gaza and called a ceasefire.