International

The American influencer's guide to making a video about a British shithole

ARE you a US influencer worried videos about London are getting played out? Keen to find new locations to horrify your followers with? Follow our guide.

I met Donald by my own incredible good luck, says Melania

THE First Lady has revealed that it was her own incredible good fortune that led her to the dreamboat that is Donald Trump.

Strait of Hormuz reopens to tourists

THE Strait of Hormuz has welcomed back tourists to enjoy pleasure cruises and more on its popular waters.

Man's trip to Asia all about authentic food, exotic locations and fanny

A BRITISH man has stressed his upcoming trip to Japan is all about experiencing the country and its culture as faithfully as possible, right down to getting laid.

Iran launches one-point 'You'll f**k off eventually' plan for peace

IRAN has countered the US 15-point peace plan with a single-point plan of its own, in which it does nothing and waits for its opponent to leave.

Who has Trump been holding talks with if not Iran? Six best guesses

TRUMP claims to have been holding talks with Iran while Iran denies it. So who has he been talking to?

'Must thrive in a fast-paced hardline Islamic environment': The LinkedIn advert for security chief of Iran

A SENIOR position has become vacant within the Iranian government, which may be a lateral move but would look excellent on your CV. Here’s the listing.

Dubai the new Blackpool

THE once-popular resort of Dubai, with all its grand edifices that nobody wants anything to do with any longer, is to become the Middle East’s Blackpool.

Six reasons why it's not Trump's fault he hadn't heard of the Strait of Hormuz

PRESIDENT Trump’s already-won Iran war is suffering some minor difficulties related the Strait of Hormuz cutting off global oil supplies. Which isn’t his fault, because...