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THANKS to his part in securing the Gaza peace deal, it is now your unavoidable duty to offer your sincere gratitude to this man.

IS China Britain’s enemy? And if it was, would we still pretend it wasn’t because we’re too small to do anything about it? We examine the facts.

BENJAMIN Netanyahu has admitted giving Trump’s Gaza peace plan ‘a quick scan’ on the way to the podium, promising to read it in full if it ever becomes relevant.

PRESIDENT Trump gave a dazzling hour-long off-the-cuff speech to the United Nations yesterday which every true conservative watched in full. What was the best bit?

ISRAEL has officially recognised Cornwall as an independent country and its cream teas as superior to all others, it has informed the UK.

THE president has departed so we can cease pretending adoration and get out all those things we’d tided away, like our consciences. What are you returning to view?

LIKE a simpleminded Daily Express reader, Trump advised Starmer to use the military to stop asylum seekers. He also proffered the following advice.

ON day two of president Trump’s state visit to the UK, he and his party are boarding a coach for a trip to York’s Jorvik Viking Centre.