International

THINKING of going on holiday to Donald Trump’s America? Make sure you read this travel advice before booking your flight.

BREXIT has become sentient and is now making trade deals independently of the useless UK government.

AS we know from Emily in Paris and other TV shows and films, Americans abroad are hilarious. Here are some of the culture shocks Pope Leo XIV will be facing…

A US-UK trade deal means all British citizens must wear MAGA hats, have opinions on LeBron James and shoot paint cans in swamps. Alongside these conditions.

PRESIDENT Trump has informed Ukraine that their minerals deal only covers the good, useful rocks and all the worthless rocks must stay over there.

PRESIDENT Trump has celebrated his first 100 days in office with a series of rambling interviews, but what’s your highlight so far?

NOTHING brings out the world’s pushy knobheads like a lying-in-state, so expect to see these monsters make a mockery of open casket mourning at the Basilica.

HEY, I’m that Zelensky guy. Little guy, disrespectful, won’t wear a suit even when he’s meeting with your favourite president. Anyway, here’s how I started a war like a loser.

TRUMP’S flip-flopping on tariffs and the economic chaos he’s causing are forcing MAGA types to find coping strategies. So what sort of ‘copium’ are they taking today?