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I calculate enough Brexiters have died for me to get away with this, says Starmer

THE prime minister has reassured Britain he has carefully studied acturial tables charting death rates before making a deal with the EU. 

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Cuck Sanctuary, and other reality shows inevitably coming to Channel 4

WITH Virgin Island Channel 4 has discovered that sexual awkwardness means viewing figures, and all on the cheap. These will soon be monetised for TV: 

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