A MAN with an impressive six-pack has been sighted looking upwards at cloud cover, sighing and shaking his head, then putting his T-shirt back on.
Josh Gardner, aged 26, enjoys selfies, lifting weights and swiftly removing all clothing on his upper body the moment the temperature hits 20 degrees to display his sculpted physique.
Co-worker Joe Turner said: “Poor Josh. These slightly-less-than-glorious days hit him hard.
“He’s been so happy these last few weeks, finally letting his pectorals see the light of day. He’d flex for any passing women, even if he didn’t fancy them. He’s selfless like that.
“When the bog-standard British weather returned he was heartbroken. Watching him put that shirt back on was like watching a man dress for his own funeral. I’ll never forget the sorrow in his eyes as he hid his abs from the world.”
Gardner, while staring mournfully out to sea and checking weather forecasts on his phone, said: “I just need a few more degrees and I can get back to my optimal state of being half-naked.
“It’s not just for me. It’s for everyone who needs to see the male form in a state of punishing perfection.”
