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IT’S claimed that Donald Trump’s long hours in the courtroom are causing him to emit a large amount of anal gas. Here he explains how to minimise the embarrassment in various situations.
PRAGUE and Amsterdam no fun anymore? Looking for new locations to stagger around hammered before pissing against a historical monument?
DONALD Trump is on trial for financial malfeasance in New York. Could you serve as a juror, or have you unaccountably developed opinions about him?
DONALD Trump’s campaign team are confident in their chances of electoral success as an earthquake and a solar eclipse foreshadow great evil coming to the US.
A RUSSIAN man has admitted he does not see the point of voting in the presidential election because it never makes a difference anyway.
DONALD Trump has all but clinched the Republican presidential nomination, because that’s America. Who will win the forthcoming geriatric rematch?